• @PATS wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    sharon will presently be getting a rub down with embrocation after a limbo dancing carribean night and double Jack Daniels :) daft kunt that she is ..hehe.

    damn i wanted to tell em! :evil:

    erm sorry.. ! i will delete it if ya like :)

  • sharon will presently be getting a rub down with embrocation after a limbo dancing carribean night and double Jack Daniels :) daft kunt that she is ..hehe.

  • rubyred replied to the topic I need a man in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    actually bon bon,,thats an idea,,if ye find one can i have a shot afterwards. Im not even caring about the shag,i do need a man for certain things round the house and garden. Mind you,i would need him for a week.

  • @Esmeralda wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @Esmeralda wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @Esmeralda wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @Sword wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got an accusation in without being contradicted LOL.

    fair edit geoff :) I still think it was…

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  • @Esmeralda wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @Esmeralda wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @Sword wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got an accusation in without being contradicted LOL.

    fair edit geoff :) I still think it was you,if I am wrong I shall…

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  • @Sword wrote:

    I will, I’m just waiting for you to give me the chance, I hate it when folk do a mighty fine job themselves and leave no room.

    too late that esme has had the offered pint.

    STILL say it was you.. ! so there !

    /chases geoff with a jobbie on a stick.

  • @Sword wrote:

    Don’t want your apologies or alcohol, you’ve given me something to mock you with, thats enough.

    Mock me all ye like Big Boy ;)

  • @Esmeralda wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @Sword wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got an accusation in without being contradicted LOL.

    fair edit geoff :) I still think it was you,if I am wrong I shall publicly apologize and buy ya a…

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  • @Sword wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got an accusation in without being contradicted LOL.

    fair edit geoff :) I still think it was you,if I am wrong I shall publicly apologize and buy ya a pint.

  • ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got a word in without being contradicted LOL.

  • My mother in law,,kinda gets on my wick.
    the things she says,the way she prays,
    its all that wee bit sick.
    as her days pass in a catholic haze.

    at her age,she is away with the fairys,
    as she blesses Our lady and says the Hail Marys.
    she ignored her religeon for 40 odd years,
    ignored the call of romanian tears.

    never suffered fools ,she declared…[Read more]

  • @UKPilot wrote:

    I’m looking forward to our meeting MIBS and believe or beleive it not it is going to happen !

    oh gosh.. ya taking pilot out for his whist drive MIBS.. watch out for flying false teeth !

  • Esme darling.. can you do me a favour,, when Pete and Pats pick you up,can you go via tesco and pop a ten Bob in the wee arcade helicopter UKPILOT seems to be grinning inanley on. cant be a real one as who on earth would have heavy duty air craft and helicopter ,right next to a 6 foot fence..

    give him a wee lollipop too.. he looks bereft of…[Read more]

  • what boycott ?? ooh purlease !! ya think the nasty wasty eejits like Kate are gonna care ? and even more the clones of clones are gonna sit up and say.. ” ooh im being boycotted and sent to Coventry” are they fvck !!

    let them come on,, let them as kate ,before she blows a gasket and makes ME feel “sane” go ahead. she is pretty funny in a lot…[Read more]

  • @*Sian wrote:

    Rubes you are more than Belinda Belinda could ever be! :lol:

    yah momma.. and you met me too,.. im all smug as a bug in a plug ;)

  • I live by the philosphy that,,” yer a long time deid” so i have NO savings.. I live beyond my means in marks n spencer. i openly mock debt.. i wont be in it ,despite the royal bank always offering me loans and overdrafts.

    so any money i get,, i spend. iM not A PAUPER.. far from it.. but i eat out a lot and eat the best. i overspend on my kids and…[Read more]

  • muhwahwah,, or whatever folks make of gloating sounds..

    was dans la local.. i had NO intention of setting foot outside the front door. bairn called ” mum ,mum i have a babysitter,ya wanna go oot?” i was like go AWAY child i have goodies,i have wodka ( sic) .i have frys Creme,and im in my jammies wanting a night to meeeeee ! ..

    several…[Read more]

  • @prettypink wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    they lost the french task,,and darnell made an error on shopping list and didnt get hell any potatoes .. so it will be rice and chickpeas all next week for them,,they are livid,,darnell will be up for eviction next week ! hopefully with maysoon..

    Really Darnell up? Blimey..I thought he`d be there untill the last…

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  • they lost the french task,,and darnell made an error on shopping list and didnt get hell any potatoes .. so it will be rice and chickpeas all next week for them,,they are livid,,darnell will be up for eviction next week ! hopefully with maysoon..

  • @Pete wrote:

    yeah it’s bleedin soppy but gives me goosepimples every time

    JJ Barrie – NO CHARGE

    Im all filled up now ffs

    gawd… that brings back memories,,i once found that song on a wee jukebox in south london and played it over and over .. ! admittedly i was pregnant at time,so i can blame it on me hormones !

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