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oh by goad i have not seen someone as mashed as that in my puff LOL..

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: My mates and I was only talking about this yesterday, I always did a weekend diary at school, it consisted of, us at the pub with mum and dad and I would always draw my mum with a cig hanging out her mouth :lol: When she came up for parents evening my mum didn’t know where to put her face 8)

lets just say i know how she bloody…[Read more]

hehe aye !!! when the kids were smaller we used to take them sunday runs in the car, we would make a day of it and stop off for a bar lunch,or fish n chips. One sunday we were in Glen Isla sitting out in a beer garden,i didnt drink much back then,as rarely got out.so id make the most of those sunny sundays. Stacey was doing a wee diary thing at…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

my kid bringing the school work home he has done over the past year b4 the hols start. in his religious studies file was a picture thing about the people god healed …..under the *sick*…he had drawn a bloke with a can of beer in his hand spewing up. lmaoooooo. :lol: snot that funny but cracked me n mr pats up. :oops:

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years ago,,when they first kinda came out,,i had a talking brick.. and folks would go ” oh gimme your number” and ya got theirs etc. I think the novelty value has worn off now,,thank fook,as some people i downright wouldnt want to hear from,so id give them a falsie LOL. now my inbox is pure with only a handul of folks knowing my number. phew…[Read more]

@Bat wrote:

Now just hang on a minute here young pretty. Did you say you,d been AWAY for 4 days??? I hope you filled out your permission form first? You can,t just take days off away from JC without the correct authorisation you know. :roll: :wink: :lol:
You missed all the fun too, it was sooooooooo…

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thanks john,pete already googled for me and answered my query,,its not free to call abroad after all..Id have to get a sooper dooper add on thingy,,and lets face it im no gona bother :) I would only sing to the Canadians after a few sherries !

im not gonna renew this contract once it does run out,as all this technology is wasted on me anyhow. i…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

would you think i was a pervert if i confessed to loving the smell of mildew ?

and its photographic evidence we need Essers.. a nice pic of cath,in the library with mustard,quoting from Emma Woodlouse perhaps ;)

Yes..but..then that would be my blackmailing scam up poop creek without a speedboat.

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would you think i was a pervert if i confessed to loving the smell of mildew ?

and its photographic evidence we need Essers.. a nice pic of cath,in the library with mustard,quoting from Emma Woodlouse perhaps ;)

awwww i kinda enjoyed reading grace dents latest.. this section appealed to me…

Luke’s twice the man he was when he entered…

When the BB9 boys openly rate the girls on attractiveness, Bex calmly accept being ugliest. When Bex tries to get a role in the running machine OK Go task, the house roundly veto it. When Bex tries to cooks oven chips…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

Has anyone thought that our phantom spammer might actually be Cath… :shock: :shock:

LOl oh dont you start with the paranoia ! I nearly got blamed for it too ,as i do agree that those creeps do tend to be closer to home than we think..

now cath where WERE you all day Saturday,and can you produce photographic evidence in your alibi :)

he is at least 70 !!! and we aint talking the year he was born !

i am fine darling yeah.. contemplating bed as my neighbours are renovating,and i know as soon as i get into a decent dream,as opposed to usual nightmares, I shall be awaken by drilling ! i begin to dream of this drilling sensation as basically im a lazy coo that sleeps till whatever :) i felt like i was in the marathon man the other morning !…[Read more]

poppy and easy knee.. well done x

state o the art phone like..but i canny work it LOL

@*Sian wrote:

Rubes I don’t bother with a contract anymore, I’m on Dolphin with Orange. it’s a tenner a month and you et 300 texts and half price talk time. If you put 20 quid in you get 600 texts and for 30 quid you get unlimited texts, oh and you also get free tinternet time 8)

I only really use the texts so my credit on my phone mounts…

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@*Sian wrote:

If I am home I do like to watch the loose women ramble on about shyte

This made me laugh

My favourite loose woman

oh she is the best !!! once on her sons birthday his dad was taking him to amsterdam to get him a whore LOL.. folks were outraged,,burning effigys of the nolans were on the beaches. a mass cull of “im in the mood for…[Read more]

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

I was talked into getting one by my mum, ‘you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it’ she said.

Just the same actually, I rarely use the feckin thing :lol: Only to vote on BB using my free minutes.

oh i am glad i saw this,,i have a genuine question here.. i was kinda conned into my mobile and like the eejit i am i signed up…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Nor me rubes (sorry for agreeing :P )

ffs makes a change from us arguing.. we have did a fair share o that ! and by the way i left a germ on yer toilet seat :)

Someone once left a German on my toilet seat. Well, we had all been sniffing ether – it was one of those kinda parties.

Oh..he was called…

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@fastcars wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

flights with KLM fae Glesga end aug £145… thats return… fae £730. fir a triple room way ensuite…

Are you going for a month :shock: :shock: :shock:

thats what i was thinking too £730 ffs id want showaddy waddy AND shirley bassey singing to me every morning when i went for my faggy jobbie for that!