rubyred

look on the bright side Mary,,they called ye a ” young beatch” ” :)

Only YOU could get into a gesture rammy on the barrheid bypass !

Oh that will be the spitting incident LOL… they had to do a painting of each other.. and rex had wet hands so mischeifly touched Jens pic of Stuart and re-arranged the hair.. war near broke out,with jen going over the top. getting all the attention, rex apologised and went to bed.

out in the ashtray mo and dennis had words.so dennis stood up…[Read more]

@Cymorill wrote:

Annie Lennox..Pavement Cracks

eeek ! that made me gulp.. !

/sensitive auld fooker.Dundee.

a goodie deserving of another goodie.. shipbuilding. (robert wyatt original)

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Perfect tunes to chill out to and let your mind drift, Voice of an angel she has!

Norah Jones – Dont know why http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn5YW2XELX8
Norah Jones – Come away with me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JZ2DCyXAJg

aww i love that album,,will eternally remind me of a certain period of my life. Both tracks…[Read more]

/takes her pantie girdle aff…

so its an honesty thread ? HUZZAH !

and shazza is a perfect person, an all round jolly hockey sticks good egg.. and damm shaggable too !

I was brought up,with the ethos of never naming names and singularily hurting someone else with one soft blow :)
because deep down someone unwittingly may be hurt.

suffice to say..

cheers Sian and id meet you again in a whisper,with or without my false moustache that tickled you,in more ways than one :)

cheers pip, I probably WILL demand a…[Read more]

ya need the clip ons sian,,you get 3 large peices,2 medium and 2 small for your hair and head size.. (we HAVE met) will cost about 80 quid,but their real hair,and ya get them cheaper off of Ebay. I will ask my daughter the brand she uses tomorrow,but they are damm realistic and no need for glues and sticky bits. ! and on the plus side,you can dye…[Read more]

Chess ! cos she is a right cheeky kunt and moans too much,and casts dispersions upon my youthfull good looks. Id end up choking her with a bottle of Magners !

/splutters

“wrinkles” fooking Wrinkles !!! I have none,

sheest id rather admit to piles than wrinkles.

Get it RIGHT up Ye chess,, sidieways !

Happy Birthday Matty. x

nah,the corker for me was when sylvia woke stuart up, to tell HIM to stop flirting with HER !

hell hath no fury…

I say keep her in,as she will hound the poor fellow :evil:

and I’m liking Darnell, he gets wound up and tells a few home truths. loved Luke’s ” nabbed” expression,when Darnell accused him of going between the two camps,gleaning…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

sorry but i’d play them at their own game. So….you wanna steal food huh??

I’d be straight in the store room with a carrier, fill it with as much booze as i could carry then i’d lock myself in the bog (with dale =P~ ) and drink the lot 8)

a woman after my own heart !

I watched live feed in the night,,YEP im sad… and mohammed and rex are in the jail.. and ting tong was telling them a story ( her version) of hansel and gretel.but she changed the names to momo and rexy and kept trilling on about missing cookies ..LOL..i take it .it was them that are the feefs.

@PATS wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

ffs did ya see mikey just lead ballooning during the talent contest.. ! he told sheer filty jokes LOL. I thought i was hearing things.

the guide dog one.wrong wrong wrong. [-X

I cringed Pats ! and it takes a lot to shock me !

ffs did ya see mikey just lead ballooning during the talent contest.. ! he told sheer filty jokes LOL. I thought i was hearing things.

anusol

a really gorgeous woman follows me about when im drunk. Every time i look in a mirror,there she is,pouting at me. She reminds me a bit of myself actually,as we seem to always wear the same clothes as each other !

She is well hot !

I have dreams like that cath.. !! im at the stage i get annoyed now,when he comes back and interrupts the flow,of my daily life !

ye canny stalk a Scottish woman,, !! in the immortal words o Smeato..

“we will just get tore in aboot ye” .

@PATS wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

just watching a bit of the live feed…quelle surprise, looks like BB’s plan worked, jen has ditched dale and is now lying on the bed with the new boy flirting :roll:

notice how sylvia as jumped into her shoes tho lol. shes all over dale like a rash. :lol:

oh id certainly give him a wee dose o impetigo :) yeah she…[Read more]