rubyred

@sharongooner wrote:

Its gotta be the Tales slot…. we need summat to watch!

only if you do the naked lady dance at the opening credits.. right have to dash,im off to party on down ! ciao x

and quincy and ironside just aint the same eh? us late night viewers,,sometimes ye find a wee pearl though. watched a programme about Benidorm last night with a section on sticky vicky.. the wumman that pulls light bulbs out her fandango !! i was mesmerised !

well i suppose it just might be mildly amusing like..

it would need to be on some wee cable channel at first..as my rants and rude jokes would make it a bit near the knuckle. Not to mention my flashing of tits and erse when someone annoyed me,and queried the amount of chile powder i used !

and i only use pounds and ounces as i refuse to go…[Read more]

Keith flyod EAT yer heart out !

me,a chopping board and a bottle of queen margot !

jaysus id be pulled off the air quicker than ya can say ALEX is black !!

we need something now shaz,,that “tales” is off air :)

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

this is a wee chubby chute thing,,all scaled down to fit a 2-4 year old. and he would have LOVED to see me stuck there ,whinging,while he spoon fed me silverskin onions with no vinegar left in them,and soggy crisps ! I knew by looking sharon, that the mathmatics of my Erse and That chute did NOT make e=mc…

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this is a wee chubby chute thing,,all scaled down to fit a 2-4 year old. and he would have LOVED to see me stuck there ,whinging,while he spoon fed me silverskin onions with no vinegar left in them,and soggy crisps ! I knew by looking sharon, that the mathmatics of my Erse and That chute did NOT make e=mc 2…

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what do ye think I am ? tandoori wumman :)

first series just finisihed here but ya can get it on alluc.org. was a nice sting in the tale of a decent psychological drama.

I watched last episode on alluc the other night. every Satc there too.

did anyone watch Dexter ?

I’M puggled ! been down to help my daughter for the wee mans birthday party in an hour eek !

I smiled as he demanded i try out his new chute,and NO way would my voluptious erse fit in it ! I placated him by putting a series of soft toys and wee cars down it. I had visions of being stuck in a bairns chute the entire night !

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I once cooked an entire chicken balti when you were talking to me shazza LOL…

kidding ye hen :)

luke..as i find him the most insipid of the 4. we might see more in the other 3..

(chuckles) your in for it now pete !!

@Pete wrote:

I aint asking some3one else can :?

im too scared !!

/pushes shazza in front of queue.

aye but i bet she doesnt go on and on about fooking cookies LOL..

if it was chocolate hob knobs or something.. but dried up looking “cookies”..
she needs 5 rapid :)

@sharongooner wrote:

synical but probably true! My sister in law is Thai, and is nowhere near that extreme.

och i know,,,she is probably wee Brenda Smith from Darlington,or something.

she is after an advert for cookies, !!! probably thought up the catchphrase years ago ( chuckle)

im just NOT finding her “hirarious” (sic) anymore :)

ting tong is begin to grate on me now.. as a novelty value she was a laugh for 5 mins,but 12 weeks of her,,i bet she speaks Rp english and is playing a game :)

@sharongooner wrote:

If I was gonna be a JC woman Id be Rubes woman 8) she would keep me in check, keep me singing, (and beer too) 8)

Thats probably the nicest thing anyone has said about me online :)

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