rubyred

Bugger off Pip I’m his ” wee spring chick” :)

chicken noodle.

/shoogles.. I will give ye a hoe down any day of the week Cowboy !

@Cotton-Eyed Joe wrote:

No worries Mrs Red, I ain’t judgin ya

MS red.. ;)

@Cotton-Eyed Joe wrote:

It’s all the effin cyber blow jobs dat is Mrs Gooner n Mrs Red.

how dare you :)

@sharongooner wrote:

Ok one more winge…. my face is hurting too, all my teeth and nose and eyes are real aching all seems to be down one side though.

Right thats it, no more!

Lets all collectively cyber wish ourselves better for tomorrow, so we can enjoy the nice weather. :wink:

god dammit I had that too…I was blaming it on toothache…[Read more]

Pats once told me I was a great Dancer.. should i sue her ? I hav.nt stopped Dancin Yet !

i cant even speak ! its ok as I,m in on my own,but Im going out shortly,and I have to whisper,and folks think I’m mucking about so whisper back !

but can i just tell Pip that Anadin are the best thing.

/bonnie tyler.dundee.

@sharongooner wrote:

getting sent home from work with a poorly throat… jesus it hurts, razor blades doesnt even begin to describe it!

Feeling right proper sorry for myself. I want my mummy! :?

must be something going about,,i have it too !! mine is easing slightly after an entire week of it,,by that I mean i can swallow withougt near boaking !…[Read more]

sunshine !

oh i get migraine too… i think the dogs were supposed to mean a Dog fight,,as in 2 lassies scrapping.

sorry for melting yer head :)

/barks in laughter.. oh its no funny.. voice gone away again .!

/pah, no wonder i crave a week in mallorca :)

@Forget Me Not wrote:

@Catz wrote:

Wee hauf!
The car will be loaded with all sorts lol!

Norwegian alcohol is well expensive … we’ll be alchos and take a few boxes of wine! :P

Sure your voice will be back to normal soon … get a few hot toddies with honey down you x

wink wink nudge nudge (damn that twitch) :lol:

are ya offering to be the…[Read more]

oh hell aye,,i shall be singing like a wee linty in no time. failing that my Edith Piaf aye comes in handy ,when im yon husky way !

Enjoy Scandinavia. Id like to see it too,and no binging on the Smorgasbord!

I used to work with Swedes ! durty beatches :)

@Forget Me Not wrote:

I seem to be in a near terminal state of confusion, could someone please enlighten me before my head explodes (too late)

I was born confused.. and “enlighten” you on what ??

@Catz wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

Im pale and disinteresting :)…then again im probably more exciting than half the kunts here :)

I’d imagine so! :wink:

I’m one of those “tanned the min the suns out folk” … just as well coz my hols are in Scandinavian places this Summer.

Oooo! Tonsillitis sounds rubbish!
Hope you feel better soon. Can’t imagine…

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kinda ironic huh ?? i been living off of tomato soup and ice lollies all week !

/speechless ,Dundee .

Erchie hen :) …yeah life is fine here lovely.. I have no voice as I have tonsillitis ! Went out for a drink with Jordan ( son) tonight,so at least can manage a dull roar !. I have been enjoying the Non seasonal Scottish weather,but still stay Milk Bottle white .
Im pale and disinteresting :)…then again im probably more exciting than half the…[Read more]

@Catz wrote:

Sarcasm … the lowest form of wit.

I’ve never been that witty. :lol:

and “satisfaction brought him back ” Catz :)

how ya doing Doll ?

@Forget Me Not wrote:

just read your poem and it was ace, it’s official you rock! all that I can write is blatantly bad and/or depressing, but truth be told I’m much better at creative writing.

oh i can Do “creative” but i prefer my words to come from my own Vernacular ..and cheers x its was Freeestyled .

Ras Clatt!