rubyred

eye of newt and Frog of spawn !
is she ? ,are they? another ONE.?
alas fair Maidens,never Fear. one for all,and all
right here:
a kiss,alas my maidens versooth.
and heres the latest wisdom tooth !
a night,perchance to dream,and fret.
Tis only the eejits on the internet

eeek sorry shazza … och no she will be lurking ,and dreaming up her next character !
its a shame too as if she came on as the one person she MIGHT develop a personality ! But instead likes to be 3 folks at once !

I dont Get it either,,and i Do have a split personality :)

erm cheers,,i preferred the anita dobson ” anyone can fall in love” version LOL

aye im a boosh kinda gal :) i loved that I.T thing too ! written by the father ted team !

graham linehan ?

hhhmm yeah.. must be the hand on the right handed breast ! and i do notice yer really welcoming and lovely ! im a cynical cow and admit that,but your lovely. and yet they dont see US as folks but lick erse of some no namer :) yet its boring as heck when ya go there,,apart from the quiz room people ! i do the quizzes and their funny as fook on…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

I dont even understand the question,,never mind the answer ! ?

/grabs rubes away from the room, waddles together to hardcore section, then chill out then indi!

oh thank fook,,, i have NO clue what these new breed of forum 3’ers are going on about !

they dont join in ,its all very insular and attention seeking !

aye ,,but only for Ade Edmonson ! but i know what ya mean about the dry humour !

I watch most “comedies” …from the original Lize mayer ( young ones) to the american * curb your enthusiasm* Larry David Brillianto !

peep show,benidorm and the boosh do it for me right noo !

I dont even understand the question,,never mind the answer ! ?

/phew !! still laughing and sent that to everyone i know and even got my next door neighbour in to SEE the ” result “.. a wee bankrupt Scottish team ,thats beeen taken over by every Shylock,gangster and suspicious “Italian Lawyer” ..beating a team from a little Hamlet South of Watford !

oh Man oh man.. :)

/slainte Pete :)

hahahahaha oh goad REALLY ,REALLY laughing here :)

omg :) oooo THAT tickled me … ffs LOL.. :)

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

bovvered ! … I canny be a glam kitten and a pundit too ! ;)

bless ya lol :lol: at least you got the Scottish bit right and didnt confuse it with the champions league or anything!

aye !!! it was NOT that when Dundee FC thrashed Chelsea on penalties the other night !

or was a dreaming ?

I dont give a Fvck unless its Dundee FC ( Dark blues) ya can away and keep yer millions and ram it right up ye LOL.

apart fae Argy as St mirren are on similar lines to the Dees !

@PATS wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

so….so far weve had applications from pete, thistlefem and man in beds.

Sadly though, no one has shown any interest

so come on people, i dont believe there arent more of you in the same predicament! get your applications in before someone else snaps one of these beautys up :wink:

btw pats, if you dont start…

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bovvered ! … I canny be a glam kitten and a pundit too ! ;)

double the money and ya get the ” alchy ginge” too.. !

even though im blonde !

oh “go Peter Go ” !!

whoo hoo :)

The thing is Pip I was serious !! To get into pub,one has to go through door underneath the Big Screen. Id forgotten there was a football game on. The cheers were deafening ! I kinda worried id been up to no good the weekend before ! I was wide eyed with a combination on fear and Birthday Excitement. It was Celtic lifting the Scottish Cup…[Read more]

me too hen..nanite.. and thanks bhoys for the laugh,expected or not.

the “alchy” . !

@Bad Manners wrote:

Suck this

i say bad manners. thought ye would never ask :)

@*Sian wrote:

@Sword wrote:

I can answer that one… never.

When are you going to stop being a bike? Never 8)
When will your kids know who their dads are? Never 8)
When will you find out who their dads are? Never 8)
When will you stop sponging off the state? Never 8)
When will you stop blowing strangers and posting images? Never 8)
When will you…

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