rubyred

buckets,,how uncouth you English are !!! can see me now swaying in the wind on me bucket,,and getting it stuck on my erse,,and walking into wotherspoons with a bucket attached under my good frock !

imagine shazzas neighbours,,when were sitting on the outside portaloo ! and wiping our erses on docking leaves !

oh hell no me and camping dont go,,i will wait and get a hotel LOL.

how lovely ! the orchid i mean ,,i will no doubt get a ” i love you mum” mug from daughter and son will forget ! so feel guilty and take me out for a pint !

@prettypink wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

i slept like a log,,! first night .well, day in ages..! i needed that sleep after being up with fvcking abscess ! apart from being slightly tired and pillow marked on face,,im fine. in fact,im having a voddie and irn bru as i type ! was a toss up between that and coffee..
and the suns shining,and my pal Donna…

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hahahaha..i can see me noo,,wandering into the legion like a lost cause.”wheres shazza and dave, Mister” i tell ye kid,,if my wee lamb was’nt 21 on monday id have been on that next train ! its only 6 hours now to kings cross,,then to essex ?

keep yer phone on :) nah i will be sensible ! erm..

welcome hame lassie :) i had visions o ye popping into a pub before coming home :)

what on earth can we talk about today hehe…..

oh dont shazza or i will !!!! i do that to my pal joanne all the time.we get talking in msn and she goes ” oh come on doon” and i grab a change o clothes and go to stoke LOL.i take 2 trousers and 3 tops and wash them there.

ffs im seriously tempted..im dead spontaneous !

i slept like a log,,! first night .well, day in ages..! i needed that sleep after being up with fvcking abscess ! apart from being slightly tired and pillow marked on face,,im fine. in fact,im having a voddie and irn bru as i type ! was a toss up between that and coffee..
and the suns shining,and my pal Donna just called me saying her son is…[Read more]

oh i dunno Pip…the shock of wakening up beside a Gothic looking tattoeed love god might get me excited again,,!!!

then again he did call me up a lot afterwards. for a bit more,he was into bondage !!!

/shuts up for fear of incriminating self .

my daughters 21 on monday,so having a wee party in her house with the girls.they head out into town about 10,,i better watch what im doing or i will be strutting mah stuff at a club ! im not invited to the after party LOL.. can see me now,attempting to saturday night fever in the middle of young ones !

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eh fancy him rotten !

lol…im in a text frenzy with sharon right now saying similar :)

must have been a full moon ! in my own case i had a dry throat ,,so there !

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

oh gawd hes back, let the squabbling commence :shock:

he wants to lick me ,pebbles !

coeeeeeee ye feckers :) im back.!

thank you….thank YOU,,,that god for you !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d9l8K7xOYM

^^ did i just say that!

aye ! x

and yer a clever wee soul..and its me of the once upon a time in america..and the coen bros..

my bark is a mere whistle for love..eek !

@Langstraat wrote:

So how come no one missed me?
That make me feel so supplementary, do I note that the forum has calmed down a tad since I last slung my hook?

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Langstraat wrote:

re: You’ve missed a heck of a lot, if you’d care to look around the posts you will see

Would some one care to direct me to the interesting posts, there have been so many.

ive4 miss’d ur stories as I put on ur confessions’ any chance one for the Ladies….

mind U Lang no many Ladies in here lol apart fae…

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I SANG YE A JOAN ARMATEDING SONG !