rubyred

sorry just saw this toybulldog..thanks.

and fvck off frank :)

/teabags sharon…..nope, defo female :)

lol my afghan taxi drivers fatwa worked LOL….google “google uk” and download that,,

and god knows the answer ! a glich in the system i hope !

may the dung of a thousand camels festilise your garden of life.. ! LOL

i will pm it as im too much a lady to say !

CONFUSED !! i dont know if im in open chat or PM with ya :) hehe.

this was from an office ! I assumed id be okay as it was office work..firstly i was going to west croydon,but time was wearing on and i asked the fare to Horley.we agreed £30..i was panicking.now id been down there a few times.and i knew to head for redhill and Gatwick…im not joking an HOUR later were still in leafy lanes ! i saw planes…[Read more]

i can play the entire jellified Little richards ” tutti fruity” on mine doll,,

im a gel of many talents :)

i know Liverpool street as i used to live In Dalston in the East End..so went through it a few times. its was the damm Thames Link that got me,,im used to using stations that i know,I should have went to London Bridge for my train to surrey,,or Victoria,but i thought id be ever sooo brave walking up the Caledonian road !! that went well,,then i…[Read more]

just dont say ye live in East fooking Croydon LOL…( i know YA DONT) but i have re-curring dreams of it,,and no one spoke ENGLISH !!! not a fecking soul !

oooh im all flustered and hot noo ! I need to plan a summer tour :) my wee pal from another place lives Catford way,so i have her on a promise o a night in the Tigers head ! IF its still open.Last time we went it was all BNP supporters and i sung ” yiddish mama” with the band..:)

actually i can some anytime,as im cheaper to london than i am to…[Read more]

thanks sharrie baby,,its ok :) i get the weirdest rashes ever if i use cremes like that..i have no tolerance for certain perfumes and lotions,a mere scratch on leg turnes into leg ulcer ! i shall be milk bottle blue forever,,hehe..its okay if its natural tan! under factor 25 !
guess im destined to be an Aryan Frau forever :) GOT IN HIMMEL!

gadzooks im shocked ! not had a serious game of feelio fo’s for a long time !

Pats and I use bisto ! nah im too pale for fake tans,,knowing me id look like half an Al Jolson !

did you fumble with each other while watching it ??

one just CANT get decent Teabaggers to work in ones brothel !

ooh im pale and interesting too !!!

a good tip is the tri pack of fake bake on ebay for 22 quid,,i went to get if for daughters bithday last march and it was 60 !!! but ya have to watch and use it very sparingly.and use the serums and oils too.. ebay saves me a fooking fortune with my bliddy daughter ! its her 21st soon ! no doubt she will be…[Read more]

cheers my wee tottie scone…yeah i had haggis last night.and again tonight with oatcakes too..home made soup,corned beef stovies and wee spring onion biscuits..

i even got fecking haggis for tomorrow too..but i stuff it into chicken breasts and serve it with pepper sauce and new tatties !

a quietish Sat night actually,I felt a bit tired,so…[Read more]

and ffs 31 pages to say happy birthday !!! roll on my Bar mitzvah!

evening ,and thats me home..and thanks for the birthday wishes Matty.

I didnt go to stoke,,thought it over like but its a heck of a way for a night out,,i dont mind going down for a wee holiday,but i was going sat coming back Monday,and i dont travel well.

Went to the Burns Supper fund raiser in my loval instead.were all off to Aintree/Blackpool…[Read more]

@KrazyKristie wrote:

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Happy Birthday RubyRed.

cheers kristie x