rubyred

NOT as much fun as Judith Bloody Chalmers though,,off around the world on her jaunts !

@prettypink wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

BTW my name is Joan Collins, Big hit in the 80’s, have you heard of me? My sister Jackie?

if YOUR Joan Collins im Judith Chalmers !

so there..

wish you were here :)

lol!! you do make me laugh…

its the way i tell em Pip :) I secretly hated Judith Chalmers as she was forever on holiday !

@*Sian wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

BTW my name is Joan Collins, Big hit in the 80’s, have you heard of me? My sister Jackie?

if YOUR Joan Collins im Judith Chalmers !

so there..

wish you were here :)

I want to be there to clentch your ass cheeks… Wanna feel my shoulder pads?

as long as ya dont ruin my 24/7 tan !

@*Sian wrote:

BTW my name is Joan Collins, Big hit in the 80’s, have you heard of me? My sister Jackie?

if YOUR Joan Collins im Judith Chalmers !

so there..

wish you were here :)

yes. the papers you quote from ARE lying.

now excuse me dahling,im off for some free food,free drink and free inflatable Omar sharrifs :)

Id answer,but im FAR too busy on my free sunbed,in the free health club.And my free maid is due to pick me up in 10 mins….

hola mary,and happy new year to ye too.Well quiet here and you seem to be keeping the flag flying :) Was actually a bonny sunny day here today and thats efter the snaw ! 2 days o the white stuff,then back to spring.but my nipples are welded onto my tee shirt ! Went for a leisurely walk there,and the streets were quiet.no a soul !
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yeah im a big fan of spring too,love the newness in it all.Last year during a cracking sprin,we wrongly assumed the summer to follow,would be more of the same. And it rained for fecking months!
Its actually like a spring day here today,the snow has melted with the mild heat of the winter sun coming out.And blue skies !

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try not to worry about it all John,we all have our off days.its tomorrows sausage supper wrapper xx

and a good morning to you miss gooner.I was bedded fairly early last night after watching the original ” till death us do part” film.and slept like a logarithm !

Morning pip..its when you start pretending to be Dermot,we might start to worry.:)

what loving,,i have on 100 best catchphrases at mo,,bloody funny.

@nanny ogg wrote:

When hyenas are hungry, they’ll eat each others pups.

so do hamsters !

their all so fecking perfect,their annoying me :)

and nanite PPx

Im up for it if everyone else is hehe.

be fooking hilarious actually.:) a whole row of us right in the front,reeking o drink and lasts nights kebab.

I assumed EVERY one knew it was a wind-up ,albeit a bad one, Even Bearded blokes from Barnsley knew…I didnt care, i was more concerned about young john being taken in.Have heard some right horror stories of similar things,that didnt have good endings.

We should all phone up demanding a show for internet addicted swingers.! seemingly even as a guest yer put up in a classy hotel with a free bar ! ffs we would get out out for shouting out our opinions and droning out poor jezza..

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

about basically repeating last nights show..I wanted the next installment and im not sad enough to watch it during theday and miss jeremy Kyle in the afternoons :)

I watch JK when Im off work. It makes me feel very good about myself for having my own teeth and having a pretty decent (compared to those who go on…

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about basically repeating last nights show..I wanted the next installment and im not sad enough to watch it during theday and miss jeremy Kyle in the afternoons :)