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its on 9 tonight on channel 4 dawny,and Matt Lucas is first in.

tonight on channel 4 according to my local paper NOT e4.and double eastenders too !

im kidding ya hen,yeah i can manage regal too,just got in the habit of having the gold packets,cos im snooty like that,,i even hold up my wee pinky to smoke :)

bet ya smoked mayfair ye wee cheapskate :)

depends how saggy you think my knockers ARE? PP, hehe.Nah its not too bad,an inch covering,but its on again so think it will be more tonight,once temperatures drop.

and what HAVE we started ,i bet Dawny is away to het local spar for 20 bensons noo :)

no REALLY Dawny I am :) seems to me a coincidence that you stop smoking,to improve yer health,then comes down with chronic head pain ! I remember i stopped for 3 days ffs,my doctor had warned me of how to expect to feel much worse,before feeling better.
I was sniffing ashtrays LOL.
and someone i know stopped 2 years ago,and their still coughing up…[Read more]

im tempted to say…have a bliddy fag!

quite right too dee..oh and happy new year to ya !

im sitting here in me nightie,lazy scut that I am ! Im going nowhere today,nope nowhere at all. snowing thick and fast here.looks like a xmas card ! but bvgger going out in it.

oy,,that hit me !

/chucks one back.

me too,woke up to a total white over..

oh no Pebbles has a penchant for shouting at me too. i dunno why and yeah i knew ye would get the Stanelyism eventually..many happy memories and nanite hen xx

erra a tamarraw on yir barra clara :) fook i canny see passed Stanley Baxter (heheh)

its a wee cracker hen :) worth saving,as is victor and jack.

“oh navid,naveed kiss me”

god dammit. bless Scottish Comedy !

actually i did tonight john..as my pal sarah had it on her phone ..and i watched it LOL

mind you i often have the same look when some fvcker forgets its THEIR roond :)

belter eh?

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Damn who could possibly be a more convincing tranny than me :shock:

move over shorterse !

yet,,skip forwards a mere 10 years…in the fountain on the Paisley Road in Glasgow..Punnk rock era..and we met 2 fellas that promised to take us ” dancing” ..
so on the Sat night Laura and I got all revved up and they took us to an Orange Lodge,,i told a joke that near got me killed.time for a sharp exit.as we ran off towards the general area of…[Read more]

I can always remember as a wee girl..during the xmas party season,being taken by my mum on a bus.then walking a distance.Once there id be off with the School shoes and into wee glittery “party” shoes. Standing there in my finest.and the presents given from Santa of the Masonic persuasion were always GREAT ! While other parties gave all the females…[Read more]

oh i got it flower,,thats the thing :) I say things here and folks look at me all peculiar like. My kids have it too,but i often get asked ” are you Irish” with the combination of East and West Scots.

im miffed at moment,as i go to the Royal Marsden 3 times a year,and its on fire and its the greatest Hospital ever !

im more into Tic Tacs masel !