rubyred

me too and my son wants to go up loft tomorrow and look out the original elpees !

I love real trees but it breaks my wee heart at killing them,,so i have a 6 foot look-a-like Norweigen Pine with fibre optic ends,,and i only dress it in white lights.
i have a long living room so i make the mantle all red and gold and other windows ablaze with colour.The main tree comes from Feliz Navidad..and the Spaniards. simple,but effective.

nah sorry.im perfectly aware sian can look after herself..i think i detest obsessives more.at least he is leaving fastcars comments alone. Ugo its boring when you obsess..I liken it to that eejit DOA with cath..NO one listens and no one cares.call it spitting a dummy all ya like.I just get affronted when a decent person is picked on.

/mortified.Dundee.

^^^^YES !!

Hey,,good to see ye back.

dont Worry xx

FVCK,,LEAVE HER ALONE EH UGO,,,! SHE IS A NICE LASS..

I FOOKING hate THIS !

SHE IS HONEST,,AND I LOVE HER TO BITS.

/ANNOYED.DUNDEE

@sharongooner wrote:

yep I loveEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cant remember what we were voting for (ruby….. send me tips please) lmfao!!

Oh and Rubes do you mind if I forward you in this years STD awards?

aye go ahead shazza,,i shall only spit it out again in denial :)

ya wee fookers :)

p.s does me erse look big in me Burkha !

yah ! does that mean were engaged now !

another wee fibber :) sheest i was on phone to me nigel last night and got smutty on the bloody phone ! he was chortling :) as im normally so quiet :shock: :shock: .

poor bloke .. :o

after much deliberation..I have decided that bunny is the one i shall have an uncivil partnership with !

bunny will you marry me ?

p.s i have no man to pay my dowry,so ugo has gladly promised his profits from his next car boot ! expect 3 shillings and sixpence.3 pesetas and a curled up dead spider ;)

every ONE of the above ^^ WANTS me !

I DOOOOOOOOO though ! This menopause is fooking brilliant ! I have the sex drive of a 20 year old and the body of a horny octocenturian :)

and i want my money back ugo,,the wasps died !

you would shag a split head ugo :)

^^ fook caff..I have a boner !

she sounds a right cheery kunt :) i cant wait for crimbo,,i have everything but the food.I think its cos me wee Grandson is of an age to enjoy all the fuss,yet still too young to appreciate !

I think its marvellous actually that he takes the time to do it all for Macmillan.

i admire the laddie !

I offered to flatten his post modern Rockabilly quiff with me tounge !

he is more to be pitied than laughed at ugo..

at least i confess when i have had a few :) and he is more than one person,must be fellow pummers (sic) name on here.

i blatantly blank him ,when he attempts to start on me,,and it RILES him.

@ugo wrote:

Down the Hatch …….Cheers . :wink:

indeed ! :) fook me ..causing a stir over a drunken session,when doa does it sober ( chuckle) ..apologies to the folks i called ” fetid,fecal matter”,the eejots that NEVER got the desired ‘rise”. and a big thank you to someone wha listened.!