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is that “no nails” you have in your hand,darling ? or are you just pleased to see me ;)

I love them.! imagine christmas dinner without them,,?? i can almost tatse the turkey n gravy with the cranberry and sprout medley now !

good for ye and all.! and i fart a lot anyway so a few sprouts wont kill me .

erm,,,i really dont know WHAT to say pb..have you been on the mulled wine early :)

oh i dont blame ya lassie ! i have some lagers in the fridge too,chilling nicely.

a heavy date with Stella from Artois and a leech at young Leon !

saturday nights alright for wanking ! get a little action in…..:)

LOL….say no more.

ya going to bed NOW ! im not long up actually.Sat up till light o’clock singing at the top o my voice . tonight i shall mainly be watching x factor,im a celeb and parky.and ignoring calls and texts from my pal sarah asking me to go out !

(allegedly)

/shakes her jesters tassles at you !

aye but the jesters hat will look GREAT on me,,,Im wearing it as i type.yours look more like auntie o the bride !
/sulks (again) ..

who ? thats as cryptic as me after a night on the whisky :)

EDDI READER – “Auld Lang Syne” (at Scottish Parliament)

eek you tube it,,and whats the Queen eliz 2 hanging about for :)

does anyone out there support the German royalty ?

MORRIS dancer !!!! GOOOOOD GREIF !

hell no ! I used to think they were wee flowery BOYS till o realised they were buffoons !

ALBA GU BRATH

/sulk !

Dont YOU srart argy or i shall have to reveal what you told me in strictest confidence one night :)

now THERES the offer we had been waiting on,,some old fashioned murkiness :)

My turn for the nipple clamps !

now THATS freaky !! to go to ALL that bother to someone she has never even met ! thats obsessive,compulsive behaviour that is !

and imagine fastcars being Martin ALL this time ! If it hadnt been for ugo,we would have NEVER have found out !

welll far be it for me to cast aspersions till i have concrete proof but.you would think our foreign ” friends” would have enough to contend with instead of coming over to THIS tiny wee Island. I think they must fancy British men.( gawd knows why) .I think they have visions of “doing” A MADONNA and reading country life,before slipping out for an…[Read more]

A LEADING member of the Tartan Army has given his backing to a proposed home nations football tournament next summer.

The editor of The Famous Tartan Army Magazine, Iain Emerson, voiced support for the plans after the failure of any team from the British Isles to qualify for Euro 2008.

He said, “I think it would be great for the nation and w…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Could it be ……..?????

Is is just possible…….?????

…….. that this is where the word “Scatterbrained” originated from

oh hold yer tounge ya scatty bint :)

might be !!!!

I DONT know PB…I assumed pats was more up on the gossip than me,so was half hoping she would put me out my misery.I think its common knowledge on the chats section.but WE never get told anything away down here !
its a hotbed of debauchery in the chat rooms..lezzers etc.!! I cant even pop in for a quiet rant without being “licked”.and most of…[Read more]

always nice t see a familiar face becks,,ya be in the thick of things with xmas round the corner eh? fecking freezing here already so looks likely for a white christmas all over UK..

welcome back becky n Tad..:)

well….funny you should day that Pats.

But i have discovered that d.o.a is in fact a parapalegic,and all his nasty ways against the sick and disabled are a mere cover up.My friend in Brighton tells me ,he is often to be seen,going along the seafront in his Mobility Scooter.Shouting ” I used to be a pumber” at passers by and throwing u bends at…[Read more]