rubyred

/sighs

oh er !! and “shame on you” ….i realise ya dont like me ..thats okay..

id rather the lassies go by…

PATS xx

ay shallow ! and im feeling GOOOOOOOD !
Och om wotrh me wee pal waiting !

a life. and me ! “Halliunating ”

ESME and PATS ! Im fooking needing !

Twas a love…

ffs dinna ask me fellow Scot,,im still trying to answer a text asking me to go out last night !
should have put this in tech talk for the brainy folk to see it,,oan here yer liable to get a blank stare,,and a growl from Chess,who is almost as thick as me,but can now text !

@Bunny wrote:

Just wear brown underwear.. problem sorted !! :lol: :lol: :lol:

NOT if its runny Ocre colour or after a curry !

I thought he was braw ! I want to mother him.handsome lad..but not as handsome as the man i just had in upstairs !

off on a tangent,but let this be a warning ! NEVER buy the extra thick,aloe vera Andrex ! My loo blocked last night and i had to call Emergency plumber there,he was superfast and caught me in tracky bottoms (sons) a windolene purple…[Read more]

ya know when ya used to say ” oh ya hear better round yer local pub” well its true !
The best thing about ronights x factor ??

Shane Ward :)

god dammit,,WHEN is Danni (lip synching) Minogue ever gonna realise Andy needs to sing an Octave higher than he is being told to now !..

@Chess wrote:

OI Argy ………. Shut it :lol: :lol: :lol:

I learnt to work mine eventually Ruby ……….. takes me twice as long to text tho :twisted: cos the space is in a different place and i end up with + signs all over the place :roll: :roll:
The first three times I received a call I disconnected them without even tying. :oops:

God…

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why ? is she having bother too,,Im used to straightforward nokias. that basically I can use to text and ring someone,,this is one of those top of the range flippy things that do anything but make ye a cuppie tea ! Even my kids are all envious of me and i thought i was Erchie ! But god dammit,its too hi faluting for me.i try and text and radio…[Read more]

samsung !!!

oooh wonder if ant n dec are out of hiding yet ?

^^ shake your whammy f.anny,funky song,funky song.

from sabrina the teenage witch,according to google !

heaven must be missing an angel,

tavares

I have not a clue who they were.but seemed a laugh. I knew they would be deleted before i got back too !

och well i shall entertain myself with my new phone that i CANT work !! :)

:wink:

the mindbenders

groovy kind of love.

@ugo wrote:

The Georgous RubyRed lives up that way does`nt she =P~ =P~ =P~ :P :P :P

erm thank you ugo..( has the decency to blush)..its fine here now,all is still and the weathr has moved south. I dont duly worry about floods as im high up.Its the winds that were a howling and theres snow on the hills behind me already.I fear its gonna be a…[Read more]

joy !!! imagine Jannice Dickinsson with the younger ladies ! and good to see talcy malky mclaren getting his gums round some bush tucker !
pretty decentish line up,,the usual motely crew,with the boyband member and the page three gal with a few older faces chucked in.
telly at its dumbest..and dont we all LOVE it :)

im just back from town,,and the bridges are closed ! all the bins etc are knocked over and its fecking coooold !

on a lighter note,,i just had a scale and polish at dentist,picked up new spex,got me a contract mobile thing and spent 61 quid in markies when i only went in to buy their fair trade coffee !!

tis hibernating weather ..