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awww i get the impression i missed Miss funnyfannys response..

ya would think with a darn hot site they wouldnt bother about Sian ( 7 foot 3) AND ME (27 STONE) :)

THE NAME IS despond..GEOFF DESPOND….

Remember yer carers allowance at the post office tomorrow MEESTA DESPOND…

and Miss Moneypenny dont ya have a minimum wage, call centre lackey…[Read more]

whoo hoo,cheers bornfree :) looks just like me too ! well the cleavage anyway :)

a tenner !! ffs …after being in London where an eye bath o vodka costing the same,im up for it !

lets pm her :) we can even sleep in her fish pond,or get a novotel thing next door to the tivoli.

i shall need to pass me dutchie and get in the bath sian,,im meeting my daughter first..see ya soon xx

we should invite ourself to Pats ! pretend we have something serious to tell her and go down all bunny ears and tiaras !

she would LOVE that!

They heard i was in london !!! i had a right laugh actually with them,,i was on my way home.well in Kings cross and i went for a small drink and lunch in a thai place ! and i went to ladies and it was all men !! i thought it was MY error,,but seemingly the gents were blocked.! How we laughed,,they invited me to the England game ! But some things…[Read more]

PATS it is then,,we can always pay her fare up to batter people !

i met blokes from where she comes from,in london and when i mentioned her name they shuddered and told me to avoid her,as she is well known as a right mental coont,pats the protractor she is known as ,in her local.!

dammit i need to start palling about with right hard-nuts online..someone we all fear..someone whose first sentence leaves us dreading what they are about to say next…

jigsy :)

cant i just use her to go to gigs and mad weekends away and get YOU to batter her LOL LOL…

but the thing is she makes me laugh and was damm handy as she is single.and we went to gigs etc.my close friends are married and cant always do thing on a whim,,but she is mad like me and does the daftest things..

oh the dilemma !

foxes,,i still think it was lucky..jealous at my glittery ballet pumps ! was bizarre when we found them tho,,all chewed and soles right off them !

and stop psycing me out you ! im freaked as it is :) half o me feels like not turning up,i have a decision to make from now till then,,to “save” a freindship,or to finally lay it to rest ..Id rather…[Read more]

im like a man in fooking drag in stilletoes :) boight a pair last year and can only walk about 10 steps then need to stop. ruined me feet during the punk era stuffing them into winklepickers !

Im not really a violent person though !! but yeah a good dab in the puss is maybe what she needs :)

will wear comfortable flatties just in case :)

ffs pats dont say that,,im meeting an old pal today…I dont even want to go,(long story_ ) but she has taken it upon herself to say we should meet this very afternoon ! i will either get rip roaringly,rantingly drunk or punch her fooking face :)

i have suffered frim sexomnia since i was about 20 ! :)

jaysus !!! thank god im not the only geek that dreams like that..i have them when someone asks me a quiestion and i reply like im in a chatroom,online ! i type in my dreams,,was always too scared to say before ! another one is im away on a holiday with people i dont know at all.and they tell me who they are and its online folks from here ! but i…[Read more]

/puts a set of house keys on shazzas table.

wonder if he licked his lips !

oh swingeringly fantastic ! Im up for it if you are Sian.. after that night we shared in a double bed,i know what a horny wee bunny you are :)

coupes only !! dammit i dont know anyone with a Ford..

count me in..but i dont have a car,,so i will be on my Chopper Bike with the wee Noddy on the Bell..I can always twinkle my back light to say were available to either watch OR participate.

yeah im up for that,and i have loads of bric-a-brac too..!!

we wil make a fortune !