rubyred

savours the word,,,bourne marf,,…..”bour e mouth” BOARN mouff” ahh

damm he ws a good looking wee fooker for a southerner LOL..

or the posh one from Bournemouth ! he made me sound like i had a mouthfull of plums,,,oh i WISH ( dirty laugh)

i got my own back though,,Jordan neded a lunch and i made him sensible sandwiches,a frozen lasagne..a pork pie and a pair of new pants (mine) ..a wee packet o chocilate buttons and out of date pakora !

hell mend him,,he just called and i told him theirs curry n naan bread with fried rice for tea,,! i spoil him at 25 n wondr why he wont move out .

no point o wasting a good jersey royal tattie ! was either eat it or make out it was my hardened nipple,,and with all the blokes round us at that table,,i had no room for a tattie in bra.im sure i chucked it away in rose street,,

we couldnt move for fellas chatting ME up !

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Oh Jeez… the girl is trying to make out she is shy :lol:

:shock: I AM shy :roll: :lol:

ffs ya were NOT saying that when ye were birling on my nose ya kunt ! ye were like the wee lassie from the exorcist as ya rolled yer eyes and screamed ” FVCK me” !

durty wee beatch!

Im not ! yet i can “do” sensitive !

ffs lucky,,there i stood with my strawberry mivvi..and ya say on my lolly stick going “” ooh robert LICK me” i had JUST reached the ice cream centre too.so felt obliged to muff ye ! poor wee boab only went to the bar too,,and there was me with my tounge oot,,licking YOUR foofie !

my mivi melted !

nooooo :shock: :shock: :shock: I WAS that 2 stone blonde behind the Yukka!

watching yer every move,,

p.s yer a shyte shag LOL

my packed lunch was NOT funny ! i asked my son to make me a lunch Sharon,,and for a “laugh” he made up crab meat sarnies and smelly things,! i gets to Edinburgh and opened the tin foil,,inside was a mini pork pie and RAW potatoes ! i burped raw garlic bulbs all day..but giess WHAT sexy lassie got ALL the men :)

shocking really,,and i was gonna…[Read more]

im giving her a soapy enema with lifeboy,,as i type.and NO im NOT over my NON invite !

but remember that pot plant >> I WAS that plant !

and its okay sharon,,in a few short weeks yer gonnas meet me anyway,,! i best warn ya im the same in real life,,a right huffy wee shite but a damm laugh,,lock up yer drinkis cabinets AND daves pals,,!

beat it ye pair o coonts !!! let them imagine me in my glory !

the busker “wanted” me !

but then again,,they ALL do !

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

oh that remionds me i think im off to Blooms hotel in dublin soon..a rock star retreat (chuckle) as we got some work on !

take me take me take me lol

did YOU take me to cameron hoose !! did ye buggery.. :)

nige is doing the next ian Brown single ! ihave him warned im gonna do backing..

heck i saw ian Brown when he was a teenager with the stone Roses.but as a solo artiste he is mighty fine !

/practises the spoons

can i watch ?

oh that remionds me i think im off to Blooms hotel in dublin soon..a rock star retreat (chuckle) as we got some work on !

YOUR a lucky lass Sharon,,i have nipples like coat pegs !

a quiet weekend beckons as i have the wee mannie man ,daughter away to Blackpool for her pals henny..so im gonna be good ,,( pah)

i shall watch family films and take him places on the train,,have already planned an excursion to a GREAT fish n chip shop with a lovely wee harbour,Then i…[Read more]

Dammit sorry..alone were bad enough but together…were dynamite !..

@sharongooner wrote:

I just picked up your msg Rubes, gonna save it for the quiet times late at night tar xx

Is everybody masturbating tonight?? :shock:

hell aye sharon,,heavy duty masturbation.nah sian always brings out the wprse in me,,

and its a good site sharon,,films for the kids too as well as the ones you want..!

x

sunny gives ya an honest answer,,its a lubricant for chicks,,! and whatever is in it makes ya get a hard on !