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tight as a sharks erse me..WHOS been talking about my perfect Foofie again !

big black one eh Ugo..finar finar…

/heads to Dover.

muddled ! how DARE you ! :o :o

see ye in Daws bar, and we can arm wrestle to who buys the first roond !

@PATS wrote:

chanelle has left the building………… :lol: :lol: :-({|= :D/

thank christ..! my jaw will reset itself..in time (allegedly),from 7 weeks of teeth grinding at her mere presence !

hope they put david and amy in tonight,,,

No lucky but you May buy me a drink upon my return to Glasgow in 2 weeks time !

whoo hoo !

Oh, what a pity, Charley has gone. (Blows snotty tears into cardigan sleeve.) Oh, how I shall miss her! How I long to hear her clacking football-rattle gob again. And watch her gurn at mirrors, beholding her own ferrety reflection.

But alas, she is gone! Off she did trot in her little cavewoman’s outfit. Trot trot trot – blow kiss – trot trot…[Read more]

p.s she is out now…! walked out in a hissy fit yet again !

nah ya be ok Pats,,it was just my auld erse they were gunning for methinks :)

and thanks cath x

@sunny wrote:

Channle aint gone :shock: :shock: :shock:

They have talked her into staying till tuesday FFS why WHY WHY WHY

grrr she is in and out like a Nun in a cucumber patch ! I think if they bring Amy in tomorrow she will defo leave !

loved the alfie vid PATS :)

^^^ sexy Inverness bint !

oh change the bloody record Ann Chovie..! I mean, even her rendition of “like a turnip,,neeped for the very first time” is preferable !

and if you had romanian burning lug syndrome,I was at daughters tonight and was telling her of our love of all things rustic.!

laugh ! ? we nearly booked a fortnight in Budapest !

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/clenches…YE gods wumman i have encountered the rusty finger..! and its NOT big and it certainly aint pretty..!

did the romanian have burning lugs by any chance ?

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Yes t’is a shame. He always made me pi/ss in eastenders sniffing around Pat. :lol:

see ya on the end of the prom hermy..our greatest hits :)

i say,,,was THAT a rusty finger or are ye just pleased to see me ! ??

och thats a shame he was a decent bloke ! jaysus soon comedians will be ALL of the Skinner n Baddiel type.!

he worked hard for his graft..tis a shame !

/pah!

and DONT get me started on johnty !! theirs eccentric and theres downright fooking weird !

and the horsey looking kara is a right boot..! ffs !

IF that lassie is 26 ffs IM a mere vestil virgin ! ffs i have piles older than her..26 my erse !

I wasnt lurking i play the games with a lassie on there ! and she mails me in retaliation !

i make the odd ( being the operative word) posting.. as i do on several hundred forums !

They took it mega personally like a pair o weans :) !

ffs and that was me in a goodish mood too !

im a good girl i am… :shock:

happy birthday buddy…

its yer birthday today and your getting lippy.
my wee sexy librarian whippy.
of nights we sit upon the fizz,
and seek ye out for another quiz.

a Great wee lass,with a minute to spare.
a talk, a laugh and a problem to share..
one of lifes best,and booger the rest.
unless i get a question wrong..and sulk with the test.

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