rubyred

just wait till my skype mates come along.. you will see !!

sulks :)

yeah..

@J_in_France wrote:

so when did you last have sex ruby as opposed to fantasising about it on skype?

I focked your wife.. erm okay.. was ages ago .well a stand up against a wall with terry !

roll on 7 pm tomorrow ..

yeah !

@J_in_France wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

oh no we wont J.. its a form of auto eroticsm ..

We are just so glad you have came along and spread the cheer and the GREAT sex lives we now all have. My deepest fantasy is not for public Viewing. We meet in the Local woods as we all live Nearby, as the U.K has gotten much smaller since your buggering off to…

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/chuckles.

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@J_in_France wrote:

so every evening at 7 pm ruby jen and panda have to get together to discuss their sex lives on skype

Doesn’t everybody?

I was keeping you out of it wordsmith.. respecting your anominity !!

ohh baby..

@J_in_France wrote:

so every evening at 7 pm ruby jen and panda have to get together to discuss their sex lives on skype

shhhh that was a secret ffs !! but Oui..

we fantasise about the most weirdest things..

I have not told you the others on here, buts lets just say their are 76 members on here, we all meet up.

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oh no we wont J.. its a form of auto eroticsm ..

We are just so glad you have came along and spread the cheer and the GREAT sex lives we now all have. My deepest fantasy is not for public Viewing. We meet in the Local woods as we all live Nearby, as the U.K has gotten much smaller since your buggering off to France.

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LOL.. we all call each other up on a nightly basis enquiring on the sex life of you and the Fragrant helen.

every night at 7 pm we sit on SKYPE.. me,panda,jen and the rest.who may wish to remain anonymous !

this place would close if we did not have YOUR sex life to skype about. we even have meets..we all sit round a bar and ponder you ! and…[Read more]

Literally !

it does not really j en francais.. I kinda felt that little bit sorry for you there, and even more sorry for your Wife. That has her sex life, or lack of it announced all over here.

get a grip man !

buffoonery.. :roll:

NO REALLY !! i am .. shame about the inverted nipples though.

Oh gosh.. what WOULD we do without Helen and her Hot Sex life. ?

im almost Damp !

@J_in_France wrote:

lol you are really sad if you think that when it is 3:15 am here I would actually wake Helen up

but hey you can always fantasise because that is all you seem to do

/wanks furiously…..

/beardies panda..

och he can keep his pubic perversion. not that i am one for skecking closely at cartoon characters.. but ffs Panda ! he has the full Bush ! the chest hairs I can handle as one who has a silvery beard of 7 hairs :) .. I am forever plucking !

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

As I was packing away my Mr Benn figurines today, I got to thinking – was he involved? :-k

he might have at least got his bikini line done.. i see pubes a poking out !

Really! You shouldn’t be looking, a woman of your age! :wink:

*runs before ol’ blue face gets me :P

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what a fudd, this dude is.. Im off to a weekend o comedy tomorrow. J in france would be great as the warm up !

21 minutes !! begorrah thats a world record for poor Helen who is still using the rampnt rabbit !