rubyred

You can lead a horse to water but you Cannot make it drink..

aye right ! oh sorry.. erm..;)

imagine… ( flash back) May include flashing images..

Moi.. Hovering aboot on a Skippy..( as my wee french cousin called it) ..clucking like a kangaroo on heat.

and now.. imagine Me in a thong. cheesewire roond a spacehopper..

gorgeous like !

thanks for the laugh Pands x

@rubyred wrote:

nah. i am kinda too subtle.. I realised she came from a non conformist family.. all johnny depp lookalikeys !

me and my big mouth met her in a student bar at Dundee Uni.. one bauble on a tree and im wishing goodwill to every fcker ! the ” washing” was 4 bin bags of putrid knickers etc. she could barely get in my door for “…

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nah. i am kinda too subtle.. I realised she came from a non conformist family.. all johnny depp lookalikeys !

me and my big mouth met her in a student bar at Dundee Uni.. one bauble on a tree and im wishing goodwill to every fcker ! the ” washing” was 4 bin bags of putrid knickers etc. she could barely get in my door for ” washing”.

another…[Read more]

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

/fecks off on a spacehopper.

Lol. That’s funny! :P

it is indeed buddy.. Id be happy to get a bounce with my erse !

go see The Museum Of Childhood In Edinburgh,, i guarentee ya will go ” i remember THAT”.. and bore yer own kids/neices.nephews/husband etc .

@jen_jen wrote:

What can I say…I lived in a rough area and I think people took advantage of the excuse to give others a good wallop! :lol:

:) gives jen jen a nipple grapple at spotting a renault :)

@panda12 wrote:

My school mates and I were Beastie Boys fans. We decided we wanted the VW badge as it’s what the BB were wearing and of course, a “must have.”

My mate tried nicking one and we got confronted by the biggest, scariest bloke ever. God we didn’t just run, we galloped!

The amount of VWs that had missing badges…

hahah i remember ThaT…[Read more]

and fave toy? was like an operators set from the telephone exchange..loads of elasticated wires and dials..

if anyone is ever in Edinburgh, Please visit the Museum of Childhood, its free and its is every toy you can remember and more. it has toys you have forgotten about !! ooh memories :)

/fecks off on a spacehopper.

must have been a different game in scotland Jen :) was more an affectionate punch on upper arm when ya saw a voltswagon.. just as well i never saw a “thump” car :)

I accepted my first dose of sleeping tabs last month.. had insommnia for 10 years. have taken half of them instead of full month course. feel better already for sleeping.

but the panadol nytes sound better !

No comment.

/Punch Cars you..

giving someone the cold shoulder….

by god i learnt that first hand ! comes from the days when folks outstayed their welcome, instead of a feast it would be thin slices of Ham..

Once invited an ex babysitter up for xmas dinner, she asked if she could bring some ” washing” as her machine broke down. I spent xmas day cooking/washing and tumble…[Read more]

@rogue trader wrote:

ha ha ha yep rubes
and tonight live on stage at the duple
put your hands together
for the cosy and ruby experience.

and WHAT an experience it would be Cose.. slotted in between orville the duck and the snowball on the bingo :) both of us fighting for the one mic,and insulting the punters.

what a twosome :) ( really chuckling)

@rogue trader wrote:

ive been thinking, maybe we could team up together ruby
possible options are
1,a comedy double act
2,a song writing duo
3,a bonnie and clyde type thing
4,we could be lovers, and lie in bed all day,smoking fags, and drinking beer between wotsits.

oh hell aye cosy.. the literatti will adore us :) not sure about the bonnie and…[Read more]

sorry .. :P pepper remind me to let ye hear a few songs,, i wrote the fvckers too..

flipping heck ..i cannot switch me brain off.. and let terry remind us of a dubious time on live radio,when you and I were kinda smeekit ( scots word for pished) ..

sleighbells ring,, are ya listening ? :)

and we went home knackered at the end of the day….in the 60s :) still singing !

when Ford Anglias roamed the earth.
and 247 reared its ugly head.
caroline floundered on heavy seas,
is Paul Macartney Really dead?

in the 60’s

and we voted for Harold Wilson,
and marched for C.N.D .
carried the banners for Vietnam,
had Ham and Eggs for tea weeeee
danced the hippy shake and fought for equal pay
we painted our faces as flowers..…[Read more]

Ras clatt.. oh just ignore me panda im a manic depressive and laughing at mi own jokes.. I will calm down soon :) erm..

oh I can,, that whats makes me deeply unpopular with some :)