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yeah Bat, there is something that does not feel right to me either. .. of course i would never mention Dollars and politics.

hell no ! ;)

I just dont get the wee irish girl at all, the one with the wee voice.. how the hell is she gonna manage on rock standards etc.? and they put out my fave the other wee irish girl with the not so wee voice :) and dont mention poor jade.. I think she was not pretty enough for Plastic Miami based divas.

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Can I help in anyway Jen ?

T’was Indeed Sir. a bonny .bonny day.

edited as i was going to go on about optical express and laser eye treatment.. then realised no one actually cares :)

oh i love it.. with the first snows brings a Melancholy i have felt, since childhood. A melancholy of xmas being near, and how everyones garden looks the same with 12 inches of snow, Then i despise it.. as lorries and buses cannot get so far up, and i get cabin fever.. NOT that I would have went out anyway, but i feel closed in. I love the…[Read more]

thanks Mrs t.. I see the difference already with the steroid cream. Made my daughter look too as we sat at her kitchen Window,, any on-looker would have thought she was de-lousing me :) I adore getting my back scratched or tickled, so i was drooling :) I even love going to the hairdressers for a scalp rub !

@best man wrote:

dear anc.
is it possible that you can cure ruby,and stop her being a hypochondriac?.

cheeky bastird !! I wish i was imagining this. Im scratching like a bairn with a head full of lice LOL. Bloody strange afflictions happen to ya when you think you have gotten away with them !
now shut it cosy or i shall shed my skin in yer pint !

cheers anc i have a steroid cream from the Doc.So now sitting here reeking of it :) Its under my hair, so I suppose im relatively lucky.Dont half itch though !!

@Melody wrote:

If it wasn’t morally wrong and unjust to seek revenge, and you could get away with it, what childish things would you do to get satisfaction?

I am busy using a pedegg on my trotters and thought how the dust you get as an end product inside it would be perfect for serving on top of italian food as parmesan cheese…. (am so warped to…

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Dearest anc. a small rash i once developed after being in a municipal Swimming pool. has now evolved as Psoriasis. I used to assume it was not catchable like veruccas and athletes foot.

have you had many cases as a swim instructor claiming this ? I thought it was an allergey in corfu 6 years ago. After being in what looked like a lovely, clean pool.

@best man wrote:

buys ruby a drink.

cheers cosy.x

@jen_jen wrote:

For Rubes.

He’s kinda cute don’t you think? Although when I think about it, he’s kinda draining too. It is the age of equality I know, and I don’t mind paying my way, I don’t even mind paying for his drinks from time to time but now…does he think he has his feet under my table and his shoes under my bed and that I will keep him…

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Never mind the Biscuits Heres the Sex pistols !

I have made a decision in life, that I actually prefer Solitude.

the first one, who lurks here, was a kinda famous recording engineer and a legend.. Till i met him and kept him as he bragged of All the albums he had in the Pipeline. He spoke a Greatness, and i vowed never again.
The current one a…[Read more]

I dont even think you Get them now.. many a happy childhood memory of sucking the wee bits of coconut out my teeth. !

@jen_jen wrote:

Want a hobnob? :lol:

make it 2 Gypsy Creams and Im in !!

THE moment has passed now !!! years of training at Madame Artefartes school for Duffers and wanna be actresses.. Now Puck off. ! As you Bloody well like it !

@jen_jen wrote:

but who asked the question? Was it me? I don’t recall…it may have been in a less lucid moment. A blonde moment maybe, or should I start calling them senior moments. NO, I flatly refuse to call them senior moments as long as there is blonde in my hair.

Now…where are those hobnobs…maybe I ate them…or maybe that Rubes did…or…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

To be or not to be….that is the question :D

OI Hamlet this is a serious post for serious people ..now get thee back to Denmark .. :)

Should all endings be happy? Shall i liken Myself to the hob Nob jen is about to dip in her tea ? At times wet and soggy,missing the vital crunch.But the promise of a day, drying out on Life’s Windowsill shall have me , back to my crunchiest..

Or shall I ignore all this and mind my own Business ?

then a question asked is a question answered. As…[Read more]

Should I lurk ? and await the soliloquy with a sense of dread ?? My bowels turn to Ice as I imagine bad,sad news, As oft the way of soliloquy’s ? .

or shall I come out, and post.

NO ! I shall say nothing like cowards before me and cowards yet to be born. ;)