rubyred

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

TELL me about it !!! i wake up at night all wet and panting ! and its only night sweats !

oops……… meant to take me finger out before we went to sleep… soz xxxx :oops: :wink:

LOL ya dirty beatch !! im shocked..so THATS what i keep rubbing my Vulva on !

@rubyred wrote:

some spirit made with tatties,,first time i tasted it actually,,must be new on market !

I thought it was a new version of fried fish :oops: :wink: was thinking it would be nice with chips and tarter sauce :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

your feet are bigger than me !!!..but at 27 stone i can take them on a square go !

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I only have mine sucked,,, no hard skin for me, I wouldn’t know! :lol:

says she with the bunions on her 7 foot 3 frame !

thats not bunions… its her FAT feet :roll: :roll: :roll:

@rubyred wrote:

the men in kilts made me moist..smeato et all from Glasgow and tam broon from Dundee !

trust you to lower the tone, tut lol

@rubyred wrote:

foxes,,i still think it was lucky..jealous at my glittery ballet pumps ! was bizarre when we found them tho,,all chewed and soles right off them !

and stop psycing me out you ! im freaked as it is :) half o me feels like not turning up,i have a decision to make from now till then,,to “save” a freindship,or to finally lay it to…

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@*Sian wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

maybe a Doggers car boot !

Now thats another dimension !

There is a dogging site near where we have a car boot! :lol: :shock: Colwick Park, reet next to the nottingham race course

Hey Sian , Fancy a meet then ?
me & tother half are heading down your way tonight , were gonna have a butchers…

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@rubyred wrote:

They heard i was in london !!! i had a right laugh actually with them,,i was on my way home.well in Kings cross and i went for a small drink and lunch in a thai place ! and i went to ladies and it was all men !! i thought it was MY error,,but seemingly the gents were blocked.! How we laughed,,they invited me to the England game !…

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@rubyred wrote:

PATS it is then,,we can always pay her fare up to batter people !

i met blokes from where she comes from,in london and when i mentioned her name they shuddered and told me to avoid her,as she is well known as a right mental coont,pats the protractor she is known as ,in her local.!

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@rubyred wrote:

dammit i need to start palling about with right hard-nuts online..someone we all fear..someone whose first sentence leaves us dreading what they are about to say next…

jigsy :)

:lol:

I’ve heard PATS is a right ruffty tuffty and I aint on about her muff!

@rubyred wrote:

maybe a Doggers car boot !

Now thats another dimension !

There is a dogging site near where we have a car boot! :lol: :shock: Colwick Park, reet next to the nottingham race course

@rubyred wrote:

I was imagining it more,,at a doggers site,,and if ye get fed up of the “action” ya can always go round the Back and peruse their unwanted Bric-a-Brac :)

lmao. :D

@rubyred wrote:

“she” maybe wants her erse tickled Neeta :)

It’s a little before the watershed for that, besides…..my Mr. Motivator leotard is in the wash, i could not possibly engage in such activity without it :P

@rubyred wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzNReeapB4A

love the whole episode.

Funny as hell but a nightmare to follow that one! I think the South Park complete season box sets are going on sale later this month, should be good.

@rubyred wrote:

oh im ON “it” ..i get thousands of pounds per week.. I have sooo much money its making me ashamed ! and thanks to the LEFT wing MARXISTS..with my free travel..FREE food..FREE drink..me and the Slovakians and Poles all meet up ..

how on Earth am i gonna SPEND all this !

I could do with a new car if that helps hun? :o :o :o

@rubyred wrote:

/flicks ya !!!

lmao. :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

dammit rainny,,and here was me thinking she was moist with luurve :) I had a standy upper with her in Rose Street in Edinburgh ! she was after the packed lunch my son made me,,the pork pie and raw potatoes !

i feel sooo used now !

Ok and now i’m jealous! :lol: Threesome… :wink:

@rubyred wrote:

sorry if this is a repeat ,,i want sian to hear this !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGw2tQLGjaw

Yumdiddlyscrumpydumpy 8)

@rubyred wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

aye ” really” unless ya all had a whip round and bailed him out :)

Nay idea Rubes but it certainly aint dead… i have my Angel…Squishy one and Geordie B to play with in the playground…so i’m in good company.

So it “really” isn’t dead… just in rehab…. *snort

good good as many a decent…

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@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

so THATS the secret !! ye gods DOA I been sitting on mens faces shouting ” vive la France” for years :)

lmao, nice 1 rubes :twisted:

im on La Marsallaise noo,,

viva la socialiste le Belle et Liberte..

och x