rubyred

@rubyred wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

PML – tell you what Rubes, I’ll keep Norbert, and you can have a loan of OH :lol: :lol:

ponders squeeze’s indecent proposal…!! erm…can i hand him back all shagged out !

He’s already shagged out – he’s had me using and abusing him for 9 years :lol: :lol: :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

i repeat,,be VERY scared of mary J…sqeezy and I are the night shift on here,,its a wee private joke..as we sit up half the night talking..she is my daughters age and we laugh like fook,,we have even met each other for a drink! well…we ARE scots :)

Certainly have. 8) :D

@rubyred wrote:

i canny understand all this cyber malarky either,,sian tries it on with me all the time !
and squeezy asks me if im “coming” a lot,,im like ” EH” ..

Aye – but I was asking if you were coming to visit :lol: :lol:

Tsk – you tryin to ruin my angelic reputation?? :shock: [-X :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

erm DID I tell ya all i was a grandmother LOL….Im actually shaking with excitement and NO mary its NO sexual !! my mind was actually oot the gutter for once,,mind you i DID have a skeck at a painter,who was painting the outside of the hosp..i seen his tight erse and i was comforted LOL.
aye things fine lassies..and yes i admit to…

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@rubyred wrote:

remembering the kevin story,,that had slipped my mind in all the panic,,im roaring with laughter here over Kev and the armless mermaid !!
and i smiled at wakening up and remembering i was a granny LOL…

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@rubyred wrote:

actually mary i thought Mine was the best guest list..but then im used to being ignored :)

ohhhhh ACTUALLY eh………… lmfao.. and being Ignored…?? lol ere Rubes that paranoia creepin in hun lol

here you been made a Grannie yet….?? she must be well due now…?? my lass’s friends big sis had a wee laddie on the 5th Damien…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

I once sent off my life savings of ten bob to a Nigerian fellow claiming to be my cousin..imagine my surprise when i discovered it was a rip off and he was in fact,MY father !!!

he aint getting another penny peice from me..NO SIR!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh my god…that was weeellll feckin funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

@clar..ey wrote:

i’m going to see them in 2 weeks
met a couple of ’em and they are good lads

whoo hoo a fellow peter doherty fan :) now theres 2 of us ..

and nothing wrong with the bay city rollers ugo LOL,,,first band i seen live back in 74 !!!

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@rubyred wrote:

does that mean im coming to reading for my holidays :)

I wouldn’t go to Reading for my holidays, it’s a right dump! :lol:
I’ll be watching the quarter finals and the semi finals in sunny Spain. 8)
Back to England in time for the World Cup Final though! :D/ :D/ :D/

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

nope doll…its NOT the wine..i been out all day with sarah..but on here im always getting warnings all of a sudden..my inbox is full of final warnings ! ya gotta laugh ! me a horny auld chicken getting telt aff LOL..

ffs on here is like living in MY hoose ! my bairns get onto me all the time!

lol bad rubies,…

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

i love you donna kebab :) i want you too !!!!

wot ruby sed 8)

nobody likes greedy boys [-x

I’ll get me coat! 8-[

would you like to borrow my mobile… :wink: :wink:

@rubyred wrote:

away with ya wumman !!! you were all hard nippled horny for me ! its ok to confess EVERYONE wants me! id wake up in the night,,i had sian sitting on the end of my bed like a pixie..and i saw the lust in yer wee glasgow eyes ! i spoke to the pixie..good greif my wee single bed was a hot bed of lust :)

admit it beatch! rainny…

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@rubyred wrote:

anyone got the addy for an adult forum .where we can have a laugh and say what we want !??

i pm’nd you the link before.. look forward to seeing you there

@rubyred wrote:

god damm soulie ALL i said was I do THAT too..look in fridge,,i prefer it after i been to tesco and its all full…no point me posting really as it will only be deleted FFS! im scared to post,,its like an innocent ” ruby and squeezys nightly natter” every fvcking post i reply to get removed !!!

ach feck it,,some zealous fvcker…

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@rubyred wrote:

god damm soulie ALL i said was I do THAT too..look in fridge,,i prefer it after i been to tesco and its all full…no point me posting really as it will only be deleted FFS! im scared to post,,its like an innocent ” ruby and squeezys nightly natter” every fvcking post i reply to get removed !!!

ach feck it,,some zealous fvcker…

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@rubyred wrote:

and thats before we get to the mega wannabe lezzers dawny and squeezy !! ffs,,!!!

they NEED me !!

PML – looks like we’re at the back of a very long line!! :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

i love you donna kebab :) i want you too !!!!

wot ruby sed 8)

nobody likes greedy boys [-x

I’ll get me coat! 8-[

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

i love you donna kebab :) i want you too !!!!

wot ruby sed 8)

nobody likes greedy boys [-x

@rubyred wrote:

i love you donna kebab :) i want you too !!!!

wot ruby sed 8)

@rubyred wrote:

anyone got the addy for an adult forum .where we can have a laugh and say what we want !??

Perhaps Gatecraher can fulfill your needs ruby. The proprietor never had a problem with personal insults while he was here. :wink: