[rubyred]

giving someone the cold shoulder….

by god i learnt that first hand ! comes from the days when folks outstayed their welcome, instead of a feast it would be thin slices of Ham..

Once invited an ex babysitter up for xmas dinner, she asked if she could bring some ” washing” as her machine broke down. I spent xmas day cooking/washing and tumble drying.
boxing day.. erm ditto and boy can she Eat..the day after boxing day.yep. still lying on the settee playing hand held nintendo games.we decided to tell a slight lie and say we were going out. she offered to babysit..we went out for peace ( husband and I) 4 days later i really WAS giving her cold meat sandwiches,she decided to go. called her a taxi and she came back in demanding the babysitting money from the night before !

since then i keep xmas to me and mine. by god i tumble dried more than what she was worth ! greedy k.unt !

[rubyred]

@rogue trader wrote:

ha ha ha yep rubes
and tonight live on stage at the duple
put your hands together
for the cosy and ruby experience.

and WHAT an experience it would be Cose.. slotted in between orville the duck and the snowball on the bingo :) both of us fighting for the one mic,and insulting the punters.

what a twosome :) ( really chuckling)

[rubyred]

@rogue trader wrote:

ive been thinking, maybe we could team up together ruby
possible options are
1,a comedy double act
2,a song writing duo
3,a bonnie and clyde type thing
4,we could be lovers, and lie in bed all day,smoking fags, and drinking beer between wotsits.

oh hell aye cosy.. the literatti will adore us :) not sure about the bonnie and clyde scenario..not with all this cctv they have and the fact id be shyte at getaways !

what a pair we would make..move over john and yoko..hughes and plath..mills and boon..

appearing in the duple clubbie tonight :)

[rubyred]

sorry .. :P pepper remind me to let ye hear a few songs,, i wrote the fvckers too..

flipping heck ..i cannot switch me brain off.. and let terry remind us of a dubious time on live radio,when you and I were kinda smeekit ( scots word for pished) ..

sleighbells ring,, are ya listening ? :)

[rubyred]

and we went home knackered at the end of the day….in the 60s :) still singing !

[rubyred]

when Ford Anglias roamed the earth.
and 247 reared its ugly head.
caroline floundered on heavy seas,
is Paul Macartney Really dead?

in the 60’s

and we voted for Harold Wilson,
and marched for C.N.D .
carried the banners for Vietnam,
had Ham and Eggs for tea weeeee
danced the hippy shake and fought for equal pay
we painted our faces as flowers.. we painted our faces as flowers..then

we went home knackered at the End of the day :)

written and arranged by me..to hear the tune ya gotta call ! is part of a series of plays La Hull did.. as in the “law hill”.. in Dundee.

yeah we went home knackered at the end of the day..

[rubyred]

Ras clatt.. oh just ignore me panda im a manic depressive and laughing at mi own jokes.. I will calm down soon :) erm..

[rubyred]

oh I can,, that whats makes me deeply unpopular with some :)

[rubyred]

I would say ” well done” but i would be lieing.. We have to listen to the waffle every 4 years.. ” they fink its all Ova”.. by christ i wish it was !

[rubyred]

sorry. I am still chuckling at my own ” jokes ” in the “arts section, such a Philistine I am..

did Engerland score like?

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