Happy New year Anc.. x
No im not on patches or anything. I just cant physically smoke with the auld wheezebox. I trid on day and almost had to do the Heimllich Manouvere on myslf ( again) ..The new neighbour is just about getting over the sight at a near naked woman thumping herself on the back..
Dont fancy the Gum mutch, as im not a chewer,might try th fake Cig, and no doubt get hooked and be like a female Andy Capp,, butch as fook I am. going aboot with a nicorette a dangling. Just need something to do with my hands ya see ? My poor Vajazzles have had their crystals twisted :) and i have eaten every sweetie Santa brought.. fair enjoyd them too, especially the liquers. My birthday soon , so will be in your corner of the Scottish Isles , I will be the one waving her arm frantically at the smokers ootside Sammy dows ! And lookingg at them like their shyte.. Or failing that Will be the Marlene deitrich o the byres road ! Now gies a light ffs.. :)