I once boarded up a cupboard, as there was an awful draught that came from it..and a few years later needed a new boiler,so it meant re-opening it again. They came up and were miffed id put a simple peice of chipboard on it..so they ooomed and ahhh’d about who would open it..I let it be known there was a body behind it !!! They refused to do it and sent in an apprentice.Well, as soon as he put in the jemmy to remove the door, i let out an almighty scream..l Jeeze-o.. he was out that door fleeing for his life :) how I laughed :)
They eventually saw the funny side of it.. i think !!