the thought of eating out on xmas day terrifys me ! I like my own wee hoose, ya hear too many stories of it being a conveyor belt o eaters. I like to eat courses hours between, intemingled with glayva and the odd rusty nail. ( whiskey and glayva) .. I like a decent fart,several cigarettes and a good few Famous Name liquers between courses. Interspersed with a game o Mousetrap, ker plunk ,or building a plastic shell of a Barbie camper van ! Then at night xmas corrie and eastenders as i deflate in a haze of sprout like farts,and eat the cherry liquer leftovers..
This year its only me and my Son.. all the more for us.
/cranberry sauce anyone ?