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@sharongooner wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
i do that, turn my back so people cant see… apart from the ones coming in that direction, one of those daft things we do. :oops: or place my bag infront, and slip the other hand behind and have a good old rub.
aye !! or the nonchalant pretending yer innocently scratching top of leg. yer main part of hand on leg,, as the thumb goes for a right howk :) nothing like it ! and the bliss when ye spot a pulic lavvy !
oh the relief! :lol: x
itchy nipple is equally as bad. pretending to rub the whole bottom half of your arm over your boobie and wiping your chin with your hand :lol:
i have did that ! that glazed over look ya do, like your not really concentrating on any individual part. the almost Audible sigh when ye reach the itch. mind you i get more cantankerous im probably more liable to scratch my nipple to hearts content noo :) while glowering ” ya GOT a Problem like” to any fooker that looks within 700 metres o me LOL.
tell ye what buddy,, pay my fare and digs for a week in Spain and i will go over and go ” ner ner ya cafflicks” at them.. will bring ye back a Donkey !
/General Francos lass. Dundee.
@sharongooner wrote:
i do that, turn my back so people cant see… apart from the ones coming in that direction, one of those daft things we do. :oops: or place my bag infront, and slip the other hand behind and have a good old rub.
aye !! or the nonchalant pretending yer innocently scratching top of leg. yer main part of hand on leg,, as the thumb goes for a right howk :) nothing like it ! and the bliss when ye spot a pulic lavvy !
@sharongooner wrote:
washing yer foofie with imperial leather will give you a yeast infection!
a nice shammy leather however will give you a beautiful shine, you will want to show it off to your cabby mate :lol: and everyone else for that matter!
yer right there actually.. about the yeasties.. I used Radox shower gel on mine while i was in Blackpool ! fook me i was rubbing my auld quim all day ! Dried me right out it did. I kept squirming my legs together for a fly scratch !
@sharongooner wrote:
big rab the roadie :lol: :lol: :lol:
/shows Shaz the bayeux tapestry on her foofie.
@sharongooner wrote:
rubes said: intelligent people get them
… rushes off to tell Dave.
he gets about 3 a year. I cant go near him whilst he is the throws of a migraine. He cries, he vomits, he curls up in a dark space and generally just rides it out alone, often with a few tears due to the excrutiating pain. Horride things, but Im pleased to find out Im married to a clever dude! :lol:
that only applies to wimmin Shaz ( chuckle) .. though i DID read that once.. Then again… i once read about the breast enchancment exercises and have been like Popeye ever since,as it all went to my arms !
or the washing yer foofie with imperial leather means ya cant get pregnant !!he told me he has a latex allergy ! and promised me a russian roulette of a jumpy off !
One drunken night with Charlie proclaimer and 9 months later there i am, feet up in stirrups and Morag coming into the world. the glasses coming oot tore my Perineum ! so im jig jagged with fancy needlework o a NHS doc, working on the side !imagine my disgust to discover it was big Rab the Roadie !
@esmeralda wrote:
Big Senga
Morag Proclaimer
Angusina Ogg:P
get off my GREAT names for Bairns idea Esme,, I called Morag by her name as her daddy is a toerag.. HE MAY be one half o the proclaimers. But their was NO sunshine on Leith that day he left me at the ante-natal clinic !
@esmeralda wrote:
I get them very rarely, but with an astonishing light show when I do: Pink and turquoise zig zags and triangles, or more scarily when I see receding circles in both eyes, like looking into a kaleidoscope. Horribly fascinating…the devil’s slideshow! :twisted:
hmm now thats spooky as its pink and turquoises i get too.. like little bunting flags. I try blinking them away and then come the silver swirls,that start in corner of eye and soon near half blind me. leaving me feeling really wabbit,nauseas and a need to lie down and somehow sleep it off. I take pink migraleve when i feel it and take 2 yellows for pain too. but they leave me ever soo washed out. I discovered quite recently that i have Cataracts, that may or may not bother me later in life. i might get 3 or 4 then they dont bother me for a few weeks,when i feel more stressed i kinda get them..
on a lighter note they say its only intelligent people that get them. !! so there !
/swotty Aquarian. dundee.
one goes off as another gets up.. had migraine myself today. I get it in clusters too, so have to watch every tiny blind spot of the eye.I feel like i have a massive hangover, and i didnt even have a single drink..pah !
least its sunny.
