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    @*Dawny* wrote:

    *shouts*

    Mind they fucking delicate!!!!!!

    KUNT… i got a fright and swallowed them !

    #372211

    mmmm mm mmm mm mmm.. /spits.. sorry.! I managed a mouthful of them in my gerbil like cheeks. I justhope the security guard does not ask me for a rendition of ” i will survive” as he heard me on karaoke the other night.. can i borrow the muff to put round throat so i can feign laryngitis ?

    anyway, off to fill other pouch…. mmm mm mmm mmmmmmm.

    #311935

    love you too .. now go to bed bairn :) yer working tomorrow x

    #311933

    were ALL entitled to post here !!

    fvck i put up ditties about my bluddy mother in law.. yeah i CAN do better .. and yeah I CAN write. but i come on here to free the mind, NOT tie it in knots and ponder if its good enough !! we might never be the next Alexander Pope and John Keats lassie.. but hell i think we are better and more open anyway than some o the pish and so called classic co.ck juice written by some privileged eejit while REAL men were Scrubbing their floors !

    NEVER you apologise for what ye are !!

    #311931

    @toybulldog wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Oh so true.

    Id be nobody without my man
    I try to be the best I can
    But I am weak, he makes me strong
    So why do I keep going wrong?

    Im sad, I know
    This is a point in time
    I never saw coming, and couldnt plan
    My reaction, was too deep
    Its shocked me
    I will not sleep

    I should cry for help
    a little bit more
    But my infermo
    Seems so small

    I need to establish
    Some normality
    Im letting them down
    Nowt more sadder, the tears of a clown.

    I will delete that in the morn.

    let her try now………..

    Happy Burfday Rubes xx

    cheers hen :) i just hate folks dreading posting something in case they dont SUIT the average intelligencia !

    /blows oot her candle .. and post on miss gooner, post on !

    #346454

    ^^^^^ oooh the innocence,, i meant a hoop as in a hula hoop at P.E :) not a wee potato snack :)

    #311928

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @stephen1 wrote:

    I will delete that in the morn.

    :cry:

    Stephen

    Thanks Stephen, but it was pretty rubbish on the scale of things around here.

    dont you dare !!! ffs poetry is NOT for the intelligencia !! its for all, as is art and literature !

    and on the scale of things,, i think your doing wonderful !! you DARE remove YOUR words,YOUR thoughts and i will be well miffed ! L x

    #372051

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @catz wrote:

    @*Sian wrote:

    The people who I respect and like the most are DD and Catz, truely wonderful people. 8)

    :oops: Awww thanks.

    I’ve met Sian. 8)
    Lovely lady!

    I was a bit p|ssed but we had a good night (I think) :lol:

    :roll: I’d love to know what they really thought of each other.

    they cant remember silly…isnt this how all these “meats” work? people too scared to meet a complete stranger, without having a skinful – get bladdered – then cant for the life of them recall what they did.

    Btw who have you met off here?

    erm no.. i was sober ! and yes we DID have a few later,but surely THATS the idea. to treat it like a holiday? no??
    I wouldnt say no to any of them RE meeting again, i doubt it in my heart of hearts as this was a one off and not a usual run of the mill “meat” . I met lucky afterwards and id defo meet sian again, and thats NO bad reflection to the others. they were each nice. all each individual,I probably clicked more with Sian as i knew her the best. NOT a big mystery really.

    theres a handful here id like to “meat” and i will.but never in a mass “meat” as diane says.. fook they would hate me as i would hate them !!

    #371769

    @sharongooner wrote:

    God I never wanted to talk to my parents when I was a teen and the telly in the bedroom was a godsend when it finally arrived.

    Isnt that teens allover? we all go through ageing, so I dont see the difference between a puter screen or a telly.

    You is now sounding like Victor!

    TELLY int bedrooms ?? king ell ! sheest, my father had to get a telly to stop me looking in neighbours window back in 1965 ! and it wer black n white !

    young uns dont know their born !!

    #372206

    @sharongooner wrote:

    when he rings reception…

    “can you make po/rn come on my telly” :lol:

    Oh and when he sang the rasist song… “take a little white man…..”

    what a clot!

    Love that man man!

    “fill him up with white skin” !!! and of course he was doing research to see the “po/rn) yet 4 hankies later he was unmoved ?? and demanded they take such ” filth” off :) sheer genius man !! mind you i loved paul/pauline calf too !

    and in real life he is seemingly a male nympho that CANT stop shagging,, ask courtney love !! and ME.. ( she lied) .. yeah i had a gang bang with him and that ianucci fellow that co-writes.

    phoar..!

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