oh come on, this is ridiculous… isnt anyone gonna own up to ever having an affair?? this is JC isnt it? the place is heaving with married men/women desperately looking for the nearest person to have it off with. At these infamous “meat markets” i bet the hotel is swarming with lobby regulars getting p/issed out of their heads and pairing off into the night
..so whos gonna own up 1st?
(cue rob48)
Im gonna change my name and start hanging about the lobby !!
last time i innocently asked where they were going , they clammed up LOL.
nah dont worry about it,, she is prettty cool,like her auld ma :) She called me a wee while ago actually, and tried to convince me she was you,in a really bad |Essex accent :)
poor thing though, she was having a quiet night till i gatecrashed her hoose.Id only been out for a tea time pint with me pal too, but one begat sixteen kinda thing, and i wanted to see big bro and pal was inviting herself back to mine ! she dont watch it and witters all the way through programmes i wanna see, so i told a wee fib and said i had to go to staceys. Grabbed a couple bottles of wine,and off i went.
so much for a tea time pint ! but the most bizarre thing happened that MADE us stay LOL.. all these overdressed women came in with a solitary man in an off white suit ! we were accusing them of being prostitutes and their pimp. Turns out they had meant to go in the lounge,, i drink in the bar ya see.. better class of paint splashed bloke in working clothes in there ! they were Polish and there was a function next door for a wedding. we were in bits as they have 2 for 1 meals on in the week, and the groom had specifically asked for the cheap menu LOL..
oh sorry im on wrong thread .. r.i.p wellard.. he had a good life though..