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Beckhams de-balled :twisted:
Oh memories.. We used to get cooking on Tuesday mornings at school. and tuesday afternoon me and Elaine Watson would Plunk ( bunk off) to sit in her house and watch old Ealing Comedies on her telly, whilst eating what we had prepared earlier in the kitchens ! Every tuesday .. there we were, fresh made shortie biscuits, 10 fags and a passport to Pimlico,, howling with laughter.
If we agreed we didnt want what culinary delight we had made, we would bunce up for 4 birds eye burgers,and pretend we were in the Wimpey !hoy i saw that !! like a wee tin of andrews liver salts.a wee tin o raspberry creamola foam would go rusty in anticipation !
made ya burp for hours !
@sharongooner wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
Chuffed with the jim jams as Ive only a small ration of non sexy weeknight jim jams, and looking forward to looking after Pepsie and her chum!
pepsis, sunnys brother !! They are at it all the time ,but pepsi elvis is hopeless,and falls off ! so gets his wild oats on my sons hand, or tries to !
and thanks ladies for your words of encouragement LOL. The next instalment will follow soon of catching my,then boss in full nazi uniform !! I kid ye not.
and Pats alas the rotating elvis burnt out. I attempted to use it like bon bons frog,and someplace half way into “love me tender” his head came off !
head first or plynth first rubes?
head darling, Head ! I was keeping the plinth for YOUR erse :)
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
INTERESTING !!! seriously.. I have just received a life bar from an American site LOL.. this born again took umbrage at me saying i didnt start the Iraq war! she had it in for me and would tell on me for least wee thing. last time i was on my aussie pal was referring to me as Osama Bin Ruby.. and we had a wee joke or three.. whenever the offending yank was ahead of me on points,, id put up ” ruby smites ghthree” and her confidence would drop and id win the game LOL. a kids game ! and she reported me for “smiting her” says i was being rascist !
Now i actually KNOW this i can argue,, well i CANT as im barred for life LOL..
damm yankees have no sense o humour !
Yep, I started world war three on an American site that was so right wing they thought George Bush Senior was a Commie Pinko barstard.
I was lucky to escape a lynchin’
I’m now on another American site soooooooooo right wing that it makes the previous lynch-happy right-wing site look like the Kashmiri headquarters of the ‘Kill The Western Pig Infidels’ branch of the Pakistani boy scouts.
I’ll be lucky to escape a lynchin’:twisted:
calling george bush a kunt got me barred from another american site ! This must have been a slightly more liberal one than yours.they didnt lynch me, just told me i should go live in EYE RACK, and copulate with Saddam !
I think my Dale will go, im hardly bovvered ;)
@sharongooner wrote:
Chuffed with the jim jams as Ive only a small ration of non sexy weeknight jim jams, and looking forward to looking after Pepsie and her chum!
pepsis, sunnys brother !! They are at it all the time ,but pepsi elvis is hopeless,and falls off ! so gets his wild oats on my sons hand, or tries to !
and thanks ladies for your words of encouragement LOL. The next instalment will follow soon of catching my,then boss in full nazi uniform !! I kid ye not.
and Pats alas the rotating elvis burnt out. I attempted to use it like bon bons frog,and someplace half way into “love me tender” his head came off !
LOLLIGOBBLECHOCBOMBS
coffee walnut whips.
frys 5 centre
Mint cracknels.
MB bars.
Im speaking to myself eh :) hehe.. what a haver I truly am !
well.. make it 11 benson and hedges and i give pats the authority to climb the ladder to the loft ,where there is about 28 plassy bags o albums and a few northern singles ! Pats would appreciate the music !
snag being im only insommniac with sleep and im coming to haunt ye all :)
so ye can all fvck aff :)
