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@fastcars wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@fastcars wrote:
Women have a tendancy to moan during hot menopausal flushes.. 8)
im sticking to this leather chair like a Garfield slug fasty !!!
I’ve just developed a lump in my throat… :-…
oh its okay,i shall tell ya when im coming off the chair.. im exagerrating wildly :)
and not even a female masturbation in sight sarge !!
@*Sian wrote:
@pete wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
I don’t even know who they are :?
Stone Temple Pilots – Sex Type Thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s3lmr09oVg&feature=related
not bad
Not exactly what I would think a catholic woman would go and see :shock: :lol:
oh i dunno they are rock n roll to fit a workout in mid song :?
@fastcars wrote:
Women have a tendancy to moan during hot menopausal flushes.. 8)
im sticking to this leather chair like a Garfield slug fasty !!!
I get my jammies on as soon as i come in the house. comfy on me sore leggies. so come bedtime,and no matter WHAT night,,i go for a pee,go into room,, fall over piles of clothes,swear i will put them away tomorrow. get into bed,,get all annoyed at hot flushing,.take off jammies,fight with pillows,fart, scratch my lady parts. assume i shall NEVER sleep,, stare into the gloom of a lighty night as it never truly gets dark in Scotland. worry. then snooze.,wake up.pee strip naked as im flushing like a darkie.. scratch lady parts. sigh then sleep..
actually i was moaning earlier.. im just over the water from you,.as the crow flies. I felt like i had left my oven on all day. turns out im only hot menopausal flushing ! according to those jealous buggers :)
having a few drinks to cool me down.. (as YA do) .. :wink:
actually there not too bad in a weird Middle of the road,soft rock way.. Pulse is the best i find..
and hoy fasty where the devil have ye been ?
managing to stare out this house fly into fvcking off ! I wouldnt mind but he stares all nights,,acts flirtatious when im eating and doesnt even CALL !
@*Sian wrote:
@Sgt Pepper wrote:
Bacardi makes my blood boil :roll: , dunno why? It makes my heart beat irregularly for some reason :roll:
Sorry for being so random.. Bumpkins will understand :lol:
Vodka does that to me and if I drink to much I get swollen lips :-s I really don’t know why :shock: :lol:
me too !!! i think its an allergy to tatties ! some mornings i wake up like lesley ASH ! looks sexy actually,once i re apply mascara and navy lower eyeliner ! gives me a dreamy look..dreamy for auld men !
@sharongooner wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
/flops aboot without her backbone,,covered in damm hooseflies !
happy NOW ?
/ppft !! ;)
/picks rubes up by the ear and puts her on the sticky tape :lol:
/wriggles in sharons corner shouting.. ” help mah Boab let me aff ya bastirds, its YOUR roond at the bar”..
