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Catnapped !

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@pats wrote:

i love the way rott cant form an original sentence….instead relying on boring quotes and lines from songs.

I just do it straight back to him now,,and use my OWN words,not some copied n pasted attempt..

To be a true Enigma,takes imagination ;)

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you could always tittle tattle on yer neighbours Shaz.or we could invent a night of lust with Les Dennis and Bobby Davro ! superimpose a few pics and google a few facts about them,and Boabys yer Uncle..

Better still !!! ( ooh get rich quick scheme)
we can SELL YOUR GRANNY !!!
Let out some family secret,real or imagined… oh the skies the limit !

Gutterpress tactics,for gutterpress minds…Next stop Jeremy Kyle !

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I never watched it,,and this is coming from the total shyte television watcher…
Seen the ads.and have heard better in my Local pubs Karaoke on a wet wednesday !

/pah!

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early mornings !

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Travelling
hopelessley travelling,
roads to nowhere
forever unravelling.
Wherever i set my face

No Place.

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LOL pats,,i only have one and thats bad enough,you have five eeeek!
i normally go to their house to do it (babysit) but daddy wants to bring pals back for the boxing later,so he is here. already did something to my telly,put clean washing on a boil wash,and spread ravioli over my curtains and he has only been here half hour.

have to type all fast as i know his attention will turn any second now :) im in living room with him b.t.w .

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so are you off to dominos in Grimsby too,for a 4 some ?? ;)

my word is babysitting.

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HARD man eh? I hope he meets 3 big dudes soon,preferably Black and they “forget” the lube…

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dont ya just hate folks that say “told ya” :) hehe, herrro sharooooon ;)

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