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ay shallow ! and im feeling GOOOOOOOD !
Och om wotrh me wee pal waiting !a life. and me ! “Halliunating “
ESME and PATS ! Im fooking needing !
Twas a love…
ffs dinna ask me fellow Scot,,im still trying to answer a text asking me to go out last night !
should have put this in tech talk for the brainy folk to see it,,oan here yer liable to get a blank stare,,and a growl from Chess,who is almost as thick as me,but can now text !@bunny wrote:
Just wear brown underwear.. problem sorted !! :lol: :lol: :lol:
NOT if its runny Ocre colour or after a curry !
I thought he was braw ! I want to mother him.handsome lad..but not as handsome as the man i just had in upstairs !
off on a tangent,but let this be a warning ! NEVER buy the extra thick,aloe vera Andrex ! My loo blocked last night and i had to call Emergency plumber there,he was superfast and caught me in tracky bottoms (sons) a windolene purple tee shirt (circa 1984) ..bonny !!
I called my daughter to relate my tale of woe,of the embarrassment at having to get a man up to unblock a rancid loo.she said ” tell me you NEVER bought that b.o.g.o.f Andrex,from the co-op too ” LOl she was awaiting the plumber too,who knocked on her door as i was on phone.what a job ! just as well there on triple time sundays.
BUT,,if Shaye Ward wanted to get his arm in me U – Bend, id gladly self plunge :)
ya know when ya used to say ” oh ya hear better round yer local pub” well its true !
The best thing about ronights x factor ??Shane Ward :)
god dammit,,WHEN is Danni (lip synching) Minogue ever gonna realise Andy needs to sing an Octave higher than he is being told to now !..
@chess wrote:
OI Argy ………. Shut it :lol: :lol: :lol:
I learnt to work mine eventually Ruby ……….. takes me twice as long to text tho :twisted: cos the space is in a different place and i end up with + signs all over the place :roll: :roll:
The first three times I received a call I disconnected them without even tying. :oops:God loves a trier :wink:
im actually all chuffed,,i managed to reply to a pal about 10 mins ago there.its touch tone thing,,not the usual buttons to batter, few spelling errors in the greek alphabet,,but she got my drift. even if it was ” hit the bar beatch” in Serbo Croatation ! and i have discoverd i just have to flip my lid and the other person is waiting on me to say “hello” no faffing about with the wee green answer icon,,phew !
i will master the address book next ! as now i have everyone under the wrong name !
so If ya get a text from me wailing ,,ya will know im either ranting or speaking to someone else :)why ? is she having bother too,,Im used to straightforward nokias. that basically I can use to text and ring someone,,this is one of those top of the range flippy things that do anything but make ye a cuppie tea ! Even my kids are all envious of me and i thought i was Erchie ! But god dammit,its too hi faluting for me.i try and text and radio comes on ! dialling a number puts me directly to bluetooth etc..
i must contact Miss Chess so we can Rant together !
ooh there are some damm days i FEEL my age,,and this is one of them !
samsung !!!
oooh wonder if ant n dec are out of hiding yet ?
