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and Morning to you Miss Pats…just remind me to check if there is anyone else online first,before making grand announcements eh ?
There I was, full of the joys of Spring,and no booger here :)
holla pop pickers..3 guesses which..” alchie,crack head.speed freak.pis ridden” old gal has been out tonight then ?
poor leon,,i felt for him having to sing a dischordant jazz version of a Beatles number.That would go down excellent in Ronnie Scotts et al..but a mainstream audience.. and i agree that aleeysha (sp) was not at her best. and much preferred the hyper lass. I hate those brother and sister duo ! they irritate me !
hoy you !! were fantasing about markies food at mo ! get thee to fave adverts :)
those damm adverts are very clever ! I find myself even buying goods that are advertised NOT the yourkshire best bitter but i DID buy the toad in the hole !!
makes a change from being kicked in the kunt i suppose !
yeah i got that !!! my chin rest near fell off with me battering it ! my eyes were sore when i came out so i went into a neighbouring marks n spencers for easy food ! I mean i CANT be expected to cook from scratch after THAT trauma!
wanna lick my meruinge ?
ps..forgot to say…..Hamish WANTED me !!!
eeeeek pictures ! :) well only in private hehe.their nice though,very lightweight and tones of pink to brighten up my old pale face :) I knew i was neding them sharon ,as i was getting eye strain headaches. Fisrt thing they ask now is ” do you have access to a pc” and i guiltily nodded.! was laughing like heck as i took a fit of the giggles,,as i had a male optician,who was the spitting image of the actor grey O’brian..and he was near on my lips as he came closer and closer,,i was just releived id used mouthwash and had not had a fag before i went in,and he dropped a wee eyepeice thing and it landed on my cleavage ! he was all flustered so i retreived it ! i took a fit o the giggles.Me sitting there like Joe 90,with different lenses in trying not to laugh as he looked at the back of my eye !
i have the beginnings of cataracts too ,! ffs he looked that close i expected him to diagnose my inner workings too !
poor Hamish..( that was his name,as i read it on his name tag) lol..
got most of mine courtsey of ebay,refused point blank to do my usual.and have been getting something once a month.fake bake products at a third of the price,and some threads for the laddie.plus a couple of novelty items for a laugh like a john wayne keyring and and elvis calendar for my son,,as we give each other naff pressies too,,last year he gave me a carved wooden ashtray thats in the shape of a mans boabie !
and i thought i was being smart getting the NEW Scotland top for son in law,only to discover theres another new one coming out,but he can swing !
just to get my wee mans now.but he would be happy with a cardboard box ! so a dolcis box is what he is getting :)
