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i got my own back though,,Jordan neded a lunch and i made him sensible sandwiches,a frozen lasagne..a pork pie and a pair of new pants (mine) ..a wee packet o chocilate buttons and out of date pakora !
hell mend him,,he just called and i told him theirs curry n naan bread with fried rice for tea,,! i spoil him at 25 n wondr why he wont move out .
no point o wasting a good jersey royal tattie ! was either eat it or make out it was my hardened nipple,,and with all the blokes round us at that table,,i had no room for a tattie in bra.im sure i chucked it away in rose street,,
we couldnt move for fellas chatting ME up !
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
Oh Jeez… the girl is trying to make out she is shy :lol:
:shock: I AM shy :roll: :lol:
ffs ya were NOT saying that when ye were birling on my nose ya kunt ! ye were like the wee lassie from the exorcist as ya rolled yer eyes and screamed ” FVCK me” !
durty wee beatch!
Im not ! yet i can “do” sensitive !
ffs lucky,,there i stood with my strawberry mivvi..and ya say on my lolly stick going “” ooh robert LICK me” i had JUST reached the ice cream centre too.so felt obliged to muff ye ! poor wee boab only went to the bar too,,and there was me with my tounge oot,,licking YOUR foofie !
my mivi melted !
nooooo :shock: :shock: :shock: I WAS that 2 stone blonde behind the Yukka!
watching yer every move,,
p.s yer a shyte shag LOL
my packed lunch was NOT funny ! i asked my son to make me a lunch Sharon,,and for a “laugh” he made up crab meat sarnies and smelly things,! i gets to Edinburgh and opened the tin foil,,inside was a mini pork pie and RAW potatoes ! i burped raw garlic bulbs all day..but giess WHAT sexy lassie got ALL the men :)
shocking really,,and i was gonna go to luckys with Rory this weekend but she is pretending she is going away for a weekend ..
pah!
im giving her a soapy enema with lifeboy,,as i type.and NO im NOT over my NON invite !
but remember that pot plant >> I WAS that plant !
and its okay sharon,,in a few short weeks yer gonnas meet me anyway,,! i best warn ya im the same in real life,,a right huffy wee shite but a damm laugh,,lock up yer drinkis cabinets AND daves pals,,!
beat it ye pair o coonts !!! let them imagine me in my glory !
the busker “wanted” me !
but then again,,they ALL do !
