[rubyred]

whose wagon ??

[rubyred]

oooooh GET HER and her steakey Pretty Maids all in a Row….

hows the herb garden doing anyway ?

[rubyred]

well it went ower the heid o the bunty editor..! Im Still waiting on my prize coming through the door 35 years on :)

[rubyred]

lol oi u takin the p’ss oot of MA SORE KNEEEE lol

oh Mary Mary.quite contrary. Would I be as cruel as to tease you over your sore joints :)

[rubyred]

@pats wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

Im coming home,i done my time,,
and i got to know what is,and isnt mine.
I hear the squealers a squealing,
and the mods just all MISS me…
So i stumbled back in here one night.
JUST chatting to set them free..

( altogether now)

Tie a woohoo Ribbon,round the old Oak tree…its been a couple o months.
and they all STILL want me !
If I dont see a woohoo ribbon round the old oak tree.I’ll stay on the bus,shut my puss.
and whinge aboot my sore knee.
so tie a woohoo ribbon round the old…sore knee .

/coffee burps back atcha :)

lmao. fookin class! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

;)

[rubyred]

hahahahaha !! ooh ffs i wasnt expecting THAT..gee whizz ! That was sooo funny..
Thats as bad as the joke i once sent in to the Bunty,,

what did the big orange say to the wee orange when it fell ?

A) Jaffa..

as in ja faw ” did you fall” ..I forgot everyone didnt speak scots :)

[rubyred]

wha me !! I WAS actually Humming les marselleies ! Its a fine Anthem..
and i hope yer wee Hips were swinging like Tony Orlando as ya sung with us mary :)

/bump n grind gal..just like yer auntie beyonce taught ye ..hehe xx

and welcome sweetchildntime…

thats some moothfull ( mouthful) x

[rubyred]

sorry sweets.just saw that..Life is fine my wee Titian totty :)

p.s can sure use a head massage though.

[rubyred]

@woohoo wrote:

Greetings. Welcome to English message boards!

You have many things in france that inspire the english, like depots that sell duty free fags and booze. :D

Thanks for introducing the croissant, wine, garlic, onions, etc.

I’ve never seen the eiffel tower close up, but i have seen the blackpool tower. And Alton Towers.

In respect to you and your people, i shall now take a moment to hum the tune to the french national anthem.

There! I do love that anthem. Whoever wrote ferrerra jaques is a genius. Probably the same person who invented ferrerra rochez.

Bye.

Its Frere jacques ya daft bint.! Brother John.

and I shall join in with the anthem too, albeit in a Scots accent.

/ all ya need is love,,love is all ya need x

[rubyred]

Im coming home,i done my time,,
and i got to know what is,and isnt mine.
I hear the squealers a squealing,
and the mods just all MISS me…
So i stumbled back in here one night.
JUST chatting to set them free..

( altogether now)

Tie a woohoo Ribbon,round the old Oak tree…its been a couple o months.
and they all STILL want me !
If I dont see a woohoo ribbon round the old oak tree.I’ll stay on the bus,shut my puss.
and whinge aboot my sore knee.
so tie a woohoo ribbon round the old…sore knee .

/coffee burps back atcha :)

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