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@panda12 wrote:

Stop it!

All of you!

How dare you outwit Noel Edmonds! :twisted:

“OOH betty, Jessica did a whoopsie in my Beret.. “

Les Dennis here.just thrilling ya all with my michael crawford impersonations as im mega MULTI talented.Unlike Noel.

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@jen_jen wrote:

I don’t have a problem with people who can’t spell as long as I can understand what they’re trying to say.
I don’t have a problem with people who have poor grammar as long as I can understand what they’re trying to say.
I don’t have a problem with people where English isn’t their first language but they’re trying, after all their English is probably a million times better than my grasp of their language.

I do have a problem with people who can’t seem to pull a sentence together or use punctuation to the point where I can’t make out what the flip they’re trying to say! :evil:

although maybe sometimes it’s better that way… :?

especially when they drop in perfectly spelt words into the equasion .. seen it all before :wink: and YES I admit using Scottish words..thats just me ! Warts n all :)

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@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

Yay! Tinks! Do you want a tour of my Crinkley Bottom? :D

i’m sorry?……….have i missed something? :lol:

Hi. I’m Noel Edmonds.

Ruby is Les Dennis, but I’m a bigger celebrity than her, I mean him. :P

bigger celeb my ERSE !! see above comment about getting on my knees and point out the indentations in yours !

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@panda12 wrote:

You used to be somebody, Les. What happened? :shock:

I did not enjoy getting on my knees Noely..

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@terry wrote:

Well Julie (Andrews) and myself are on the table next to you Rubes.
I’ve asked her to stub that spliff out and she’s told me to shut the f*** up and order her a bacon sandwich. Where’s panda and her little notebook when you need her?

Oh I see Les Dawson has just come in and there’s a piano in the corner. :shock:

oh noooo if les dawson starts his gurning and going into his nosey neighbour routine we are outta here. dont mind Julie coming out with sound of music numbers, as lets face it Rogers and Hammerstein are Da Bomb :) and Amy and i are chuckling when we all did the finale song and you had to sing the final verse.. ” the sun has gone, to bed and so must I” in a babylike voice. we will budge up and get the endless cups removed. feel free to join us.. red.rose or white ?

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and that Vernon Kay bloke sucked c.ock to replace me !!

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“”ooooh RITA…Im all of a quiver over me barm cake”..

I wasnt ” replaced” I left as hollywood beckoned me !

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@terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

I was thinking more Coffee Tel.. laced with something stronger..but yeah its fashionably done up like a greasy spoon, red checked table cloths..a half eaten prawn salad ciabatta (hers) and an old fashioned silver service of cream cakes.(mine) hehe.. jaysus im there ! I tell her a filthy joke and we sing Donald fagen and james taylor songs….One more ciggie then we will move onto the imaginery outside seating of the bar next door.

Don’t go next door Rubes. Apparently Vee is already outside in her micro mini skirt, swigging from a bottle of Jamesons and puffing on a woodbine. Her makeup is a mess as usual.

thanks for the tip off Tel.. to be as slattern looking as Amy and i takes years of punky practice.Will stay in the cafe for more gaelic coffees. we are smoking Bensons lights and silk cut respectively.. dont want woodbine fumes ruining the ambiance.. oh heres the waitress.. amy is ordering and im ogling a particulary bonny looking younger man, beneath my ray ban ( imitations) oh, this place sells wine . Amy just informed me. looks like its gonna be One of those days :) Ray Charles’s ” georgia” comes on the juke box,we join in. Life is grand.

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@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

p.s can you get me on Deal mate.. times are hard ….

No, Les. You’re a loser who talks to chickens.

:lol:

FVCK you then Noely !! should you ever beg me for a guest slot on Family fortunes i will make that DOO DOO sound it makes when someone makes a shyte guess..

and DONT get me started on that Beatch Amanda Holden !

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@terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

imagination rules.. !! but in my imaginery cafe you would be able to smoke.. I would be people watching with Amy Winehouse, dreamily staring out the window and folks are dressed for the beach.Amy and I would lower the tone, but thats allowed as its a bohemian Cafe.

I love it Ruby. I see a table top with salt and vinegar pots, an ashtray, two big mugs of tea and a bottle of ketchup. And Amy with a chip between her thumb and forefinger gazing outside. :P

I was thinking more Coffee Tel.. laced with something stronger..but yeah its fashionably done up like a greasy spoon, red checked table cloths..a half eaten prawn salad ciabatta (hers) and an old fashioned silver service of cream cakes.(mine) hehe.. jaysus im there ! I tell her a filthy joke and we sing Donald fagen and james taylor songs….One more ciggie then we will move onto the imaginery outside seating of the bar next door.

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