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I couldnt agree more mate, an if you lose the key you’re f*cked arent you?…..
try opening it without a bloody key!…….Got any good ideas anybody? :-k

@groucho wrote:

well thanx to all those who welcomed me to this board, although i dunno whether geoff’s welcome was sarcky or not, anywho its nice ta see u fbb47 although u dont look that, enuff of my charmin personality i will pop in here from time ta time to see wats the latest so until next time

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Quite right Emma – we should all build nuclear fallout shelters in our gardens and equip them with gas masks and tinned bully beef – that’ll exclude Hindus eh? – and packets of pork scratchings – that’ll exclude Moslems eh?? – and loads of condoms – that’ll exclude Roman Catholics eh???

We can lock ourselves in and ride out…

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@Geoff wrote:

Don’t rush back now will you.

The usual warm welcome extended I see, nice to know that at least some things you can rely on in this uncertain world….. :lol:

@ugo wrote:

go to bed emma your talking dribble again :lol: :lol: :lol:

No Ugo, she’s talking ‘ Drivel ‘ not ‘ Dribble ‘ ….. :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I dont understand politics. So I’ll pass on this. :roll:

Lol!……now that’s funny!
……and Alan Snowmans avatar is soddin hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ugo wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

BB is just like the JC message boards….. wind em up then sit back and laugh… 8)

ffs cyber joke I find myself agreeing again GRRRR……!!! :lol:

Methinks perhaps more than one here has missed the point.
Such a fine line between the ‘ Biter ‘ and the ‘ Bitten’ , dont you think? :lol: :lol:

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Quite right Geoff, she isnt!……..even I wouldnt??
The cow deserves all she gets and if it was deliberately set up by C4 the programme should be axed……….. :x

Nice one Ugo……welcome home. :D :D

Hello again Sharon!……yes it is a bit confusing here isnt it?
….I dont know whether I’m coming or going, theres nowt unusual in that mind..
( thought I’d just throw that one in before you know who does! ) :lol: :lol:

My punctuations coming on in leaps and bounds though isn’t it? :D

I’ll add you to my christmas card list Slayer, I like a man that can admit to his faults. :D :D

I f*cking like that Minim, thats very apt for here isnt it?…well done!… :wink:

Who?……….Moi? :D :D

:D :D :D

I’ll have summa dat Ugo!……just tell me the venue. :lol: :lol:

Into the distance, a ribbon of black
Stretched to the point of no turning back
A flight of fancy on a windswept field
Standing alone my senses reeled
A fatal attraction is holding me fast,
How can I escape this irresistible grasp?

Can’t keep my eyes from the circling sky
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earthbound guilty guy
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That was ever so helpful!…. :D