sarah_1

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!Me favorite “plaything” has returned. :lol:

Ello Young willikins nice to see you back. :) :wink:

@SusieQ wrote:

Murder

Ain’t worth doing the time for & I’ve bought me new armbands. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I’ve got to sorry

My ice cream lady was found dead in her van covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands. Police think she topped herself :lol:

:lol: :lol: The olduns are the best.

@Pete wrote:

Sssshhhhh they’ll know you’re here :shock:

Oooops sorry how careless of me. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

The galz showed there disinterest in your pathetic topics, hence you’ve ressurected it in the hope that one of them will slag me off.

Hell will freeze first before “the galz” slag Pete off. Think I speak for most of em too.

Gaz is doing a grand job of making himself look a total tw@t & has been for some months now. :wink:

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@Pete wrote:

@Melody wrote:

***wonders when life became so shallow?***

**also wonders why Gazlan has pictures of Pete**

*****and lastly wonders why am bothering to wonder such things****

Because he’s homosexual, give him a chance it took Syed months to own up in Eastenders

& even Syed had a bit of Christian in him …. boom boom :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Maybe the tena man should be invented………surely men have laughing/sneezing accidents too :lol:

I’m old i’m supposed to smell of piss :wink:

*Sniffs Pete* …… nope you don’t smell of wee. :lol: :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

unreliable selfish useless pathetic dismissive people that are unwilling to put themselves out for their own benefit and deny others access with no good reason . .

that’s the tamed down version :lol:

I’m with you on that one. :(

Whooooooooosh. :roll: :lol: :lol:

[-X =;

@WooHoo wrote:

LOL Sarah – Do you have credit going missing from your mobile account!! HaHa.. :lol:

Credit ?? :shock:

Good god man classy girls have contract phones not PAYT. :roll: :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

Going to be hard for those men out on their first date..

‘By The Way, Could You Tell Me Which Part Of The Cycle You’re In,…

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Can’t reply sorry just died laughing.

Stuff just stuff. :?

@Pete wrote:

Whats up with you, is your crusty sock in the wash

:lol: :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

insignificant

=D>

Bloody hell :shock: Well done kenty. :lol: :wink:

@SusieQ wrote:

energyefficient :lol:

Your electrickery been cut off Susie?? :lol: :wink:

@anc wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

dead dead dead all very dead
o anc can you make some thing up again or do i have to tug petes chain to get some thing to happen

look at other threads thin! I ain’t making it up, and oh, this gonna be fun! as for the money content, I lied, and oh, someone responded – odd innit?! cos they knew how much was in my purse…

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