sarah_1

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The whole country has ground to almost a halt due to the weather. Schools closed, supermarket shelves stripped bare of bread with the exception of a smashed packet of Warburtons crumpets.
Peeps have been pulling out all the stops to get to their place of work, I have even been forced to get to work on the bus fgs! :lol: Then,………. who…[Read more]

Happy Birthday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmuhPFHEbJo

RIP

@kent f OBE wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.

BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:

Don’t get it :roll:

PMSFL Kenty !!!!!!! :lol: *wipes coffee off screen walls etc Omg coffee even came down me nose* :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The reallisation that they just ain’t worth the hassle anymore.

*Clucks away in the corner*. :lol:

@will wrote:

painting me toe nails pink :D

Anyone else starting to worry about will ? Manicures, hair do’s & now painting his toes pink. :shock:

will dear lad ….. are ya turning into a “poof” by chance lovie.? :-k :lol:

All night! You gotta be kidding 10 mins on here wiv you is enough! :lol:

As for me not having the energy ……. you are probably right willikins – tis me age you see. :roll: :lol:

Quality will win every time over quantity. :wink: :lol:

Gordon Ramsey carrying the essential ingredients to add to the white wine garlic & tomatos in order to make the delicious fish dish. However ……

@will wrote:

i can last all nite and day with the right stuff.

and it aint true lol it were just a joke. :shock: :lol:

Yeah right willikins – Many a true word spoken in jest. :lol: :wink:

Agrees with kenty.

A rabbit & a bunch of silk flowers ! “It’s magic you’ll like it” she said but not alot said Paul Daniels who just happened to ………..

Numpties. :roll:

Solo

@kent f OBE wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Pete – You’re an Icon amongst Gays.. Savour the moment, this is your fifteen minutes of fame! :lol:

William can last as long as 15 minutes? :lol:

Kenty … it’s all rummour I tell ya! :lol: :lol:

@will wrote:

u forgot the part where i had s e x with mrs claus.

well funny that coz Mrs Claus said you weren’t up to it. Or is that another rummour??? :-k :lol:

Hmmm start a rumour eh ? :-k

Well rumour has it will when you claimed to be laid up wiv broken ribs you were in fact working as an elf in santas grotto at your local department store coz, you’d been sacked as a kickbox instructor. :shock:

That do you ?? :lol: :wink:

Singular

@Rosepetal wrote:

I bet its pure jealousy Susie cause you do good quizzes and bring a breath of fresh air and you share your wine with me, which I like very much! :D/

So s*d the ignorant tvvats.

kicks Rose off the soap box. Stands on it & shouts “here here”. :lol: