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pet hedgehog called Bert …..

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pressie

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@will wrote:

thinkin…

Sheesh is that what that wierd noise is? :lol: :wink:

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Grimm

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Susie looked at them over the top of her designer specs & said “A just where do you think you are going”. Nervously they piranheels looked at each other trying to think up something to say but Susie ………………..

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@pete wrote:

@james54 wrote:

do you know my x-ing was curtailed. I put 12 xs in and got back 4. Now think of an 12 letter word that makes you smile real big.

haemorrhoids

Though some will say they’re a pain in the ar/se :lol:

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tinned prunes :lol:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

oi Sarah it wasn’t funny….there I was wrapping the pressies when I came across the tags! can you imagine the language that left my normally serene gob :lol:
then in the shop yesterday the shop assistant was trying to make small talk with me…when I glared at him he said, sorry I can see your angry I don’t know what to say :lol: anyway I left wishing them a merry christmas and said its ok dont worry :lol:

And you didn’t ask for the petrol money for your extra journey as it was THEIR error not yours ? !!!! :lol:

Waits for kenty’s post Christmas rant coz her brother doesn’t like the aformentioned Fred Perry shirt. :-# :- :lol:

Edited coz I’m a numpty. :wink:

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Heap

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Pmsl classic :lol: :lol:

I sure hope they gave em the holiday for the laughs that got. :wink:

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