[sarah_1]

@gazlan wrote:

@susieq wrote:

What lonely hearts ads really mean :lol:

Adventurous : Slept with everyone
Athletic : Flat chested
Compassionate : Cries all the time
Considerate : Neurotic
Contagious smile : did too much coke in the eighties
Highly educated : Left school at 16
Light drinker : Drinks all time while daylight
Emotionally secure : Spends at least £150 a week on therapy
Fun loving : Loud and annoying
Generous : Broke
New age : Never waxes
Open minded : Desperate
Outgoing : Embarrassing
Passionate : Drunk
Seeks soul mate : Stalker
Spontaneous : Always late
Tactile : Needy
Voluptuous : Fat

You dont happen to work in a library do you? :lol:

No Gaz she’s just clever. :wink: :lol:

[sarah_1]

@kent f OBE wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Personally speaking, I like a man wiv a bit of meat on their bones. :wink: :lol:

Do you like 2 veg with your meat Sarah? :lol:

God yes kenty – carrots & broccoli my fav. :P :lol: :wink:

[sarah_1]

Steam

[sarah_1]

@susieq wrote:

@rough-justice wrote:

Tea time fun with ******,*****,*** *** and * lol :lol: :lol:

mary mungo and midge ???

Hmmm I think not, too many stars susie. :lol: :wink:

[sarah_1]

Solitary

[sarah_1]

Speak

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Kill

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wG6Cgmgn5U

Classic tune. :)

[sarah_1]

Glass

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bring thread back on track ……. Leeks

reminds me of the time ……. :lol:

Peeks

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