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Just for you Mrs T aka Cosy’s mammy

So Mrs T, you really are Mrs Cosy, cause that is the only way you could know, like. :lol: :D/

caper

Jen im mortally wounded, im practically a doctor, you have to trust me.

Either that, or me name is Del and i sell used motors, out the back of the pub, some complete with children and groceries, if your real luckly like. :D

Ruby ive got your money, just give me your social number, bank account details and send me ten percent via western union, to cover the processing fees, then I can organise the whole lot for you, TRUST ME…….

:lol: :P :D

wonders quietly if Cosy nicked em, thought they were smarties, like.

saber

strength

sever

disappointment

enjoyment

lever

shoes

beaches

ocean

graffiti

tis true, never throw away keys, always come in handy at some stage down the road. Besides you never know who is collecting the keys that you throw away!!!! Now think about that ladies.

Only the female of the species, would carry around keys, that they have no clue what they are for, what you think, your just going to randomly walk around and try doors one day???

If your going to carry such a large bag, it makes sense for you to carry our crap as well. Beings we probably on have it, as we are with you. :D

Easy, all you need is drivers licence, plastic card, some cash, condom or two, credit card. Job done.

Goes to prove, you lot carry a load of junk in your bags, ya dont need, dont use and wouldnt know was there, until you do this exercise.