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cheety chesecake………….beat sum double cream :lol:
add lemon curd to taste :lol: (dependin on how lemony u like it)
spread on a digestive biccy :wink:
ENJOY :D :D :D

:-({|=splutters into er pint o baileys *en frappe* i have standards toooo i neva bonk a bloke on first date ………….second ……but not first *ay av moi standards* :- :- :-

:D :D :D PATS babe you finally got yaself a cushty job :- :- !!! an premium rate too (jammy)=D> =D> im soooo pleased for ya :D :D we cant keep on shopliftin an sellin it down the local car boot [-X [-X [-X omg did i jus say WE ??????ooooooops :oops: :oops: :oops:

:shock: :shock: :shock: OMG………….. :shock: :shock: hope this was bfore superteddiesue died !!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: the advert where some gawguss hunk is talkin bout the *body temp/meltin point * of an aero who flippin cares!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: jus shove it in yer gob ffs :oops: :oops: :oops:

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

:shock: :shock: :shock: OMG an u can walk in em?????????? :( :( :( if i wore em i probly fall ova n break me neck :roll: :roll: :roll:

:shock: :shock: :shock: ermmm …………..wtf……………..thort we was talkin bout propagation…………:shock: :shock: :shock:

#-o #-o well hun if hubs gets moi first three then e gets is pressie !!!!! ](*,) ](*,) thas enuff fer im don u think ??? :shock: :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: well i xpect choccies [-o< flowers [-o< diamonds [-o< n sex :D/ ………….not neceserily(ooooo spellin) in that order …………………….*sighs*…………..well a girl can dream eh :lol: :lol: :lol:

:D :D :D Sweet child of mine ………………..Bon Jovi :D :D :D

sashays in :wink: peeks at piccie o pepper :lol: :lol: :lol: drags im orff to broom cupboard :- :- :D/ :D/

:oops: :oops: :oops: they mine :oops: :oops: an i wan em bakk :P :P only pair from m,s i managed to stea………erm was able to afford :lol: :lol: :lol:

pmsl :- :- :- 8-[ 8-[ (imagines sunns in wheelie platform trainers) :lol: :lol: :lol: yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa

:D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ av a good one babez :D :D =D> mwaaaahhhhhh

=D> =D> =D> @ martin =D> =D> [-X

:roll: :roll: :roll: ty ty ty martin xxxxxxxxx yes i do no all bout jam week or rag rollin or even decorators in :roll: :roll: :roll: …………but to b totally honest :- :- i was sooooo dumbfounded that ugo actually has managed to cop sumbodie young enuff to av the *decorators*in :shock: :shock: :shock: that i lost the plot for a…[Read more]

oooooooooooooooooo :shock: :shock: :shock: do plz enlighten moi then!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

hmmmmmmmm :- :- :- clean bloke an a BIG FAT WALLET is a must :D/ :D/ =D> who cares bout the rest :lol: :lol: wen i can shop all day :D/ :D/ do lunch, nails ,hair, gym. an b too knakked to care wat e looky like in bed O:) O:)

decorators there all nite then ugo ??????????????? :shock: :shock: or r u only a mornin bonker????????????????? #-o