sharongooner

@ugo wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I like dumknobdick or nobdicknum or numbdumdick

any dick will do :wink:

That just makes you sound easy !!!

Nice, but never Easy Ugo :wink:

@ugo wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Im not a real chocolate person, but when I gave birth to my first, my Dad was our first visitor and brought me a box of ferero roches… I was bloody starving and scoffed the lot (well I had just given birth lol!) and I dont even like nuts!

If I had to choose it would be an orange or…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Im not a real chocolate person, but when I gave birth to my first, my Dad was our first visitor and brought me a box of ferero roches… I was bloody starving and scoffed the lot (well I had just given birth lol!) and I dont even like nuts!

If I had to choose it would be an orange or coffee…

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@sharongooner wrote:

I like dumknobdick or nobdicknum or numbdumdick

any dick will do :wink:

That just makes you sound easy !!!

@ugo wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Im not a real chocolate person, but when I gave birth to my first, my Dad was our first visitor and brought me a box of ferero roches… I was bloody starving and scoffed the lot (well I had just given birth lol!) and I dont even like nuts!

If I had to choose it would be an orange or coffee centered Roses.

But you…

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@sharongooner wrote:

Im not a real chocolate person, but when I gave birth to my first, my Dad was our first visitor and brought me a box of ferero roches… I was bloody starving and scoffed the lot (well I had just given birth lol!) and I dont even like nuts!

If I had to choose it would be an orange or coffee centered Roses.

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@sharongooner wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Of course it was a typo UGO dear ….. everybody is going to believe you.

BTW …… Dimknob was not a typo.

lmao!! Ugo you walked right slap bang into that one :lol:

thats cos he/s a dimknob shazza. he even finks my siggy is me lmao. :lol:

@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Our HUGE bowl of sweets was emptied and the kids came back with enough to refill it.

A great night, aided by the knowledge that the local bobby was wandering around making sure all was okay :)

yup shazza our local bobby was around as well makin sure the kn/onhead teenagers dint ruin it fa the littleuns.we bout a…

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@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Our HUGE bowl of sweets was emptied and the kids came back with enough to refill it.

A great night, aided by the knowledge that the local bobby was wandering around making sure all was okay :)

yup shazza our local bobby was around as well makin sure the kn/onhead teenagers dint ruin it fa the littleuns.we bout a…

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@sharongooner wrote:

Our HUGE bowl of sweets was emptied and the kids came back with enough to refill it.

A great night, aided by the knowledge that the local bobby was wandering around making sure all was okay :)

yup shazza our local bobby was around as well makin sure the kn/onhead teenagers dint ruin it fa the littleuns.we bout a load od…[Read more]

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Its for the Scots lol

Some parts of scotland dont get light till 9am.

But a recent survey showed they couldnt care less and we should not put them back.

Plus all the extra energy we all use when it gets dark early….. good carbon footprint aye!

thats it blame us :roll: :wink:

only cos Im far away enough lol

@sharongooner wrote:

Its for the Scots lol

Some parts of scotland dont get light till 9am.

But a recent survey showed they couldnt care less and we should not put them back.

Plus all the extra energy we all use when it gets dark early….. good carbon footprint aye!

thats it blame us :roll: :wink:

@sharongooner wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Somehow another topic appears to have veered in an entirely different direction…

Anyway, she’s not normally on the CD/DVD checkout which showed today when she took an eternity to find South Park. Not exactly difficult – it’s the one with ‘South Park’ written on it and if you’re still not sure it’ll probably…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@Matty wrote:

is she going away?

No matty, Im just completey mad.

Stop smoking it Shaz. It’s no good! =;

@sharongooner wrote:

@Matty wrote:

you should have invited her back to your place to watch them with you

Yep… that was deffo a chat up line. You missed out johnnyboy. :wink:

Missed out? She’s a 50 something year old overweight lesbian – not the kind of lesbian one would enjoy thinking about. I’d sooner try my luck with my neighbours…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

Who let Uber into gen gos???????? :shock:
:wink:

Yeah! Get back into current affairs..whats going on !

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

John McRirrick or however you spell it
Lulu
Kylie Minogue (and her sister)
Jason Orange and all other members of Take That (thankyou had enough 1st time round)
Anthea Turner… full in the face
Jeremy Kyle (married twice hypocrite)
Philip Scholfield

Somebody stop me, I…

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@sharongooner wrote:

Agree with lenny henry lol, but I love Russell Brand… he is quality!

same here lenny sucks but russell is mmm….and erm funny :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

We went to the legion last night and one of my mates came in dressd as a witch…. the full sherbang….. but the halloween partys next weekend! She spent the night walking around in black silk pj’s and slippers and a big black wig… it was fecking classic!!!!! :lol: Im still laughing about it now…. silly cow! :lol: :lol:…

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

John McRirrick or however you spell it
Lulu
Kylie Minogue (and her sister)
Jason Orange and all other members of Take That (thankyou had enough 1st time round)
Anthea Turner… full in the face
Jeremy Kyle (married twice hypocrite)
Philip Scholfield

Somebody stop me, I could go all night

:shock: now…

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