[sharongooner]

@pats wrote:

i bought my son one of those talkin cards fa his b/day last week.it was ozzy.shoutin………oiiii.happy b/day…….fook me sharonnnnnnnnn i just trod in dog sh/ite……fook me i fgot ur name now..fook me i fgot MY name…..SHARRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN…. was feckin funny.my littleun sed.ooooo mummy hes swearinggggggggggg. :lol:

There cool those cards but I always open them when Im in the shop on me own and feel a bit embarrased and shut it before it finishes as there is normally a little old lady (aint there always?) standing next to me giving me evils……… :twisted: its much funnier if you are shopping with someone, then you can go through the lot and have a laugh without worrying!

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Im such a di/ck, gonna edit it lol!!!

edit……….. im thicker than I thought!!

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@pats wrote:

lmaooooooooooo.SHARONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

got belly ache now :lol: 8) :oops: :wink:

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@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Hang on a mo………… did I read you look like Simon Cowell?

Well…. there was this one time……….. at band camp…………. :wink: :lol:

u biatch :evil: simon is mineeeeeeeeeee!

Nah Pats………….. he said you were distinctly average and could be found in any hotel foyer on a weekend night :wink:

listen biatch…………if i had him…..u wouldnt get a look in……………. :D :wink:

Wouldnt mind a bit of his cash though……. that’d keep me quiet for a while :wink:
Couldnt you have Louie?

i’d rather shag sharon osbourne thab louis!!!!!!!!

Id rather shag Ozzie!!!!!! PMSL

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@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Hang on a mo………… did I read you look like Simon Cowell?

Well…. there was this one time……….. at band camp…………. :wink: :lol:

u biatch :evil: simon is mineeeeeeeeeee!

Nah Pats………….. he said you were distinctly average and could be found in any hotel foyer on a weekend night :wink:

listen biatch…………if i had him…..u wouldnt get a look in……………. :D :wink:

Wouldnt mind a bit of his cash though……. that’d keep me quiet for a while :wink:
Couldnt you have Louie?

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@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Hang on a mo………… did I read you look like Simon Cowell?

Well…. there was this one time……….. at band camp…………. :wink: :lol:

u biatch :evil: simon is mineeeeeeeeeee!

Nah Pats………….. he said you were distinctly average and could be found in any hotel foyer on a weekend night :wink:

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Hang on a mo………… did I read you look like Simon Cowell?

Well…. there was this one time……….. at band camp…………. :wink: :lol:

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@woohoo wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Hello woo hoo :lol: have we met before?

Yes, i never forget an easy lay! :lol:

Easy like a Sunday morning…….

You wouldnt fecking get near me lol!!!!!! :wink:

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@esmeralda wrote:

Aah..Thanksgiving..that testimony to the giant legume. We in Britain also have a day of celebration featuring a tasteless old vegetable..it’s called ‘The Queen’s Birthday’ :wink:

LMAO!!!!!

I dont mind that………. I get a day off work for her, so God Bless our Queen :wink:

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Hello woo hoo :lol: have we met before?

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