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Did ytou know that if you stretched out an elephants foreskin it could cover a footy pitch? :lol:

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Ooooooer that has just bought a tear to my eye! Argh! It’s been a emotional day! :oops:

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errm I forget, it has been this month :?

When did you last get caught with your pants doon? :lol:

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@toybulldog wrote:

during my early twenties I was offered a job working for a company based in a very posh location outside of Manchester. A place that’s all Merc and Porsche dealerships……nowadays populated by ‘Wags’ ? …….Alderley Edge I believe it was. For my first week I had to stay up there for some training. After a couple of evenings forcing down the hotel’s scampi and chips I thought I’d venture into town for something different, and found this really smart Chinese restaurant. I went in, to eat alone for the first time in such an establishment.

I must admit I did feel a bit solitary at my table, surrounded as I was by loving couples holding hands under the low lights, but nonetheless those ribs were bloody nice. Finger-licking gorgeous. I noticed this bowl of water with lemons floating in it, so picked it up and drank the lot, and it was quite refreshing. Then asked for another, returned to my meal, and downed one more bowl of the lemony drink before finishing my dinner. I remember how friendly and smiling the staff were to me. Went back to the hotel and was really missing my girlfriend, so rang from the room for a good long chat at the firms expense.

Now don’t get me wrong……it was very kind of her to inform me as to what a finger-bowl is; but what the hell is the point of having a telephone conversation when the other person has collapsed in laughter ?

That’s given me the titters! :lol: Good one!

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FFS it hardly takes much of a brain to come up with a post of this kind, does it? :? :lol:

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I was excluded from school for being a racist :roll: I only called a black guy blubber lips, hardly a crime, especially after he called me white shit!
It turned out he fancied me, nice way of showing it eh? :lol:

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Hmmm me being quiet is out of character, I have been quiet today :?

When did you last abuse your body or mind?

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She’s a twit! Preeching the Qur’an is stupid when you are half dressed, smoking and drinking, she twisted it yet again telling Mo that a Muslim man is someone she should look up to, she talks down to him and gives him very little respect, a true muslim woman wouldn’t speak to a muslim man like that!

She is infuriating!

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@pats wrote:

@chrispaul wrote:

No Sharon.. don’t know any Joe’s.. should I or is there a joke in there that I missed?

Thanks for the kind words PATS… seems I might be :(

scuse me i’m the resident biatch. :lol: :wink:

Yeah, yeah, by the looks of this post you are the resident ho! :wink: :lol:

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I am more of a Rawrrrrrrrr kinda gal :lol:

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