[Sian]

When will my kids actually like each other :roll:

[Sian]

@esmeralda wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I am virgo, virgo rising 8)

What about your moon, venus, mars, mercury, midheaven, jupiter, saturn, chiron, uranus, neptune, pluto, orcus, ixion, varuna, draco, sedna, lilith and persephone for example? :lol:

Go for it, I was born at 5 45 am 12 sept, 1971 In nottingham england if that counts 8)

[Sian]

I am virgo, virgo rising 8)

[Sian]

I am not quite sure what to say :o

[Sian]

got out his sheers and sniped the muff into a lovely badger shape, he was gleeful but..

[Sian]

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner :lol:

Ok well its not quite a sex poistion, but its like the Dirty Sanchez, the Hot Lunch, etc. I find this pretty funny. Its called “The Abe Lincoln”.

1. Before the act, shave your pubes into a plastic bag. Keep them close for later use.

2. When you are about to blow the love syrup, turn her around and aim for the face. The jaw area is best.

3. Next, proceed to smear the man chowder around the face in the shape of a beard.

4. Open the pubes and begin throwing them at her now sticky love beard.

5. You have now completed the Abe Lincoln.
:? :lol:

[Sian]

bought himself a hand muff and went on his way, he bumped into a…

[Sian]

@bon bon wrote:

I’m Aries
Would I be compatible ???

(with Sian I mean)

Oh noooooo Aries and a Virgo… EKKKKkkkkkkkk :lol:

[Sian]

Come on, I thought it was love matches, not slanging matches :lol:

[Sian]

Perfume………. At the moment it is Elizabeth Arden – Sunflowers

Flower………… The ones my kids bought me.

Clothing………..G Star skinny jeans

Colour………….. Black

Cheese………… Stilton

Fruit…………….. Paw Paw

Male singer……. Frank Sinatra

Female…………. Amy Winehouse

Crisps…………… Kettle Crisps – Sweet Chilli

Sex Position……. Apparently it’s called the scissor position :lol:

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