[Sian]

I am slightly shorter than my partner when I wear heals I edge over him about 2 1/2 inches, he aint bothered, he loves my height and he is secure in himself so has no problem with what others think.

Now I am going to agree with Anita here… small man syndrome! :lol:

[Sian]

@pats wrote:

wanders in………………..grins…………………..an wanders bk oot……………. 8)

What do you want… get back on ya step giving Bj’s for a fiver :lol:

[Sian]

@fastcars wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Nice to see the happy slappers back in such fine fettle… :D

Happy slappers? Isn’t happy slapping when children wack eachother and record it on mobile phones?

Anyway it made a mundane thread quite a good read. When was the last time you were in fine fettle? :lol: Coont

About an hour ago…. :wink:

Did you have a wank?

[Sian]

@sharongooner wrote:

omg, thought my zoo was bad enough lol!!! Good luck at vets. Dont envy you when you get the bill lol!!

The Zutons… Oh Stacey look What You Done 8)

Telling me… injections and ones having the bits done :lol: One of my cats has just had 5 kittens… they are beaut but can’t wait for them to go to there new homes!!! I demand somebody invents kitten nappies!!! :twisted:

Misty Blue – Dorothy Moore 8)

[Sian]

@fastcars wrote:

Nice to see the happy slappers back in such fine fettle… :D

Happy slappers? Isn’t happy slapping when children wack eachother and record it on mobile phones?

Anyway it made a mundane thread quite a good read. When was the last time you were in fine fettle? :lol: Coont

[Sian]

Another good valerie! That was meant to be pussy stupid word changerers!!! :lol: I have 7 of them at the mo… bloody nightmare let me tell you! :twisted:

[Sian]

@rubyred wrote:

a fiend in the hand is a pain in the erse :)

I dunno about that :P

[Sian]

@sharongooner wrote:

I had to watch that twice cos it was so funny!

When asked to do a duet with Katie Melua

“Id rather have cat aids” pmsfl!!!! :lol:

They really did break the mold with her 8)

Funny as… I think I might have to go… got to take my pussy to the vets in morn GRRRRRRRrrr I am so drunk too … I might stay tho :lol:

[Sian]

@rubyred wrote:

ya know what flower,,,yer probably right,,i was ok when i wasnt getting my hole,,now im getting it im a sex fiend !

A fiend is always ya friend… I say :lol:

[Sian]

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Night you… Have a good wank thinking of rubes in her latex cat suit!

ouch last time i bought rubber i had to buy it,,tried it on in kahn and bell on the kings road.a rubber top..i DID wonder why theres was loads of baby talc about,yer meant ti wear talc before rubber,,i HAD to buy it,,this was 1978 and it cost 80 quid which was more than a weeks wages back then!

i now weAR IT AS A THONG LIKE A CHEESEWIRE ROUND A SPACEHOPPER !

AND dont MENTION THE “GOD SAVE THE QUEEN” cheesecloth dress from Seditionaries !

Boing Boing! I have some rubber thongs

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