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X Factor quality ‘talent’ .. :wink:

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@eve wrote:

When a man says ” do u love me?” its because he knows that the answer is yes. When a woman says “Do u love me?” its because she thinks that the answer may be no.

ouch … :(

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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@toybulldog wrote:

I meant to put a deeply significant look on my face, but the phone rang and so it was business as usual. Which is a shame as the poets of the Great War carry more meaning than 99% of any artistic creation since.

At the time cosy is talking about I was prodding a sausage roll with a fork that hadn’t been washed up properly.

(thought I’d share that . . . . )

w.owen,
somme

Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori ..

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I wondered where the quiz had gone, too …

too thick to be THAT concerned though .. not exactly a high flier, unless it was about ‘food’, ‘kids’ books’ or ‘religion’ .. :)

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@thin ice wrote:

there was a time when id go out on the pull via the pub
my judgement often impaired by the beer
on many occasion ive woke up with a dead rough bird in my bag
is that the same like

mind you now im old and past it and to lazy to go out
i can sit in the warmth of my little office on the pull
and i still come up with the odd dead rough one
cant blame the drink though :shock:

Did you try to serve her for dinner though … ?

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@tinks wrote:

welcome back to the boards SimplySu

awww ta, tinks :)

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Q ?

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and gin gan goolie ..

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

@nicey wrote:

Oi oi oi …. who are all these people on MY beanbag?!!!!!!!
Gerofffff!

Lol Nicey…. it features in the Off Topic Chat section… The last person to post on this thread is the best! Its quite famous your beanbag :D

And that just HAS to be a euphemism .. ?!! :D

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