Sir Actor

I can’t believe how much bling those sprinters wear. :roll:

It’s a good job the fookers can run fast.
Getting caught with that shit would be a 5 year stretch minimum.

Note to self

The next time someone knocks the door at 7am asking for a favour just ignore it.

My next door neighbour who has every luxury you can possibly think of but who hasn’t done a day’s work in his life can be such a pain in the ass. :twisted:

A pint is too expensive.
But I have some cans of lager in the fridge. :P
I feel a barbeque coming on.

@toybulldog wrote:

There is no number.

People lose the plot and THEN they start posting. It’s traditional innit like…..like…….like……having easter eggs in the shops at christmas.

yeah like that

or maybe a Thanksgiving meal…..?? :wink:

shaz i’m devastated.

@PATS wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I’ve got steam coming out of my ears because the sound had disappeared..I’ve had my ‘puter on and off and kicked silly..then I noticed I had turned the volume down by mistake..oops..

EARTH WIND & FIRE- BOOGIE WONDERLAND

sir actors already done this one esme. :lol:

there is a telepathic connection there already…[Read more]

Boogie Wonderland

If I was at the bar when this song came on the crowd would part for me and create a pathway to the dance floor.
And all the women dreamed they’d be my partner as I turned up the collar of my tight-fitting white suit….

okay I made that up but it’s still a great song…erm, isn’t it?

@PATS wrote:

the greatest disco song EVER
gloria gaynor
i will survive
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv6lHwWwO3w

what?? :shock:

It’s a bitchfest symphony for women and their sextoys ffs. :twisted:

lol

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

aww bless him…he actually feels threatened by a woman admitting to having an interest in sex. Its fine for him to pork his way through heifers on this site AND to keep his bird on the back burner, but i think he actually believes that sex is for male enjoyment only :lol: :lol: (and it most probably is in his household)

do me…

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JIVE TALKING

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’m just thinking how cool it would be if messages on here were all in the form of video clips by the individual posters. :P

It’ll never happen surely.
But there again…..

i’d rather not see you with your hands behind your head, especially not at dinner time.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yes you’re right. I’m sorry.…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

its not my fault that you dont “fit in” is it?

Don’t worry about me pebbles.
….as long as your little toy “fits in” then I’m happy.

:wink:

Frozen is a great video sgt.
Personally I prefer Madonna when she played the part of the 25 year old slut.
It’s odd that she shows off more of her body now she’s 50 than when she was in her twenties (and really tasty).
The Dress You Up video is how I like her and when I heard Suggs say he’d turned down a night of hot sex with her once I thought…[Read more]

I’m just thinking how cool it would be if messages on here were all in the form of video clips by the individual posters. :P

It’ll never happen surely.
But there again…..

So did I ffs!!

Well, it’s only 10p. :roll:

Do you see how women – like the one on the bus – always jump to conclusions?

It must be part of their character. :roll:

yes, you’re right. I’m sorry.

It’s just when I heard you were getting a vibtator …. :mrgreen:
well, I felt sorry for the little (overworked) beggar.

And it’s no good you taking the p*ss out of people but not being able to take it back.
you cliquey lil schmucker you!!

:lol: :lol: :wink:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

If in a unhappy marriage why not leave before meeting someone new?

sometimes it’s the “meeting someone new” that creates an unhappy marriage.
Unless your partner is also your best friend then what chance does your marriage stand in the long term?

did your wife remain your best friend after she found…

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@PATS wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@PATS wrote:

shud ave sin me in my bay city roller phase………… :oops: :lol:

Those were the days my friend…. :wink:

wasnt that mary hopkins………… :lol:

yeah.
I remember the bay city rollers well.
Twas the cutting edge of rock n roll as I remember.
The 70s did however produce Slade. I’m sure Noddy was…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

so far … naughty pebbles is kicking the shi.t out of good pebbles

jesus ive finally lost it

So the vibrator was worth the money then?
Damn … sounds like you’re having a hell of a time with it.
Just be careful you don’t overdo it …

:roll:

@melmels wrote:

scuse me Sir Actor?

your scaring me already lol :shock:

Not as much as you’re scaring me ffs! :shock: